I use a jar because saved bacon grease makes for a tasty pre-salted lipid additive for free!

Honestly kind of surprised they’d put a data center there. Isn’t Louisiana known for swamps and hurricanes?

I actually liked DeWine for a while around Covid and clarity on what they were trying to do to help out the communities. Soon as Covid ended, it is just a chain train of stupid choices.

I really do keep thinking of just putting myself onto the ballot for a state rep. I get paid less, but this is quickly seeming like a real-life “if you want it done right do it yourself”

Missed opportunity to make a bunch of Subnautica puns

I like Barony, I do not like the difficulty cliff it gives you.

As my mom always said

“If you’re cold you can put on more clothes, but you can only get so naked”

nice pair

What do you mean, I shook my magic 8-ball and it clearly said I was correct in valuing my stick figure at 50b USD. I was completely bankrupted when my kid ripped my paper in half

Sure, if we ignore just about everything contradictory then it’s obvious

You mean the part where you can see him toss himself from the chair? It was a soccer level flop.

I watched this video a few days ago, and while on paper it seems absurd you can’t discount the possibility this dude could be faking it.

These cops just met this guy, they don’t know his situation, they just know he’s the guy they were told to find. I sit in wheelchairs from time to time and roll around for fun.

https://sandeemax.com/product/cucumber-gel-natural-fresh/

It is not - ish

Like 70lbs of neutronium in a USPS flat rate box?

You know…

Looking at the list of restricted items, you can’t mail live animals, or cremated remains. But if you mail only your dick in a box it wouldn’t really be live anymore and isn’t cremated (yet). I suppose it could fall under perishable items though.

https://stage-www.usps.com/ship/shipping-restrictions.htm

Finally a truly universally usable measurement for everyday use

Akchutally, I find I can do whatever I want now

I’d like to think of an akchtually to your akchtually but I actually can’t think of anything to rebut with.

Fun fact though, Sherlock never actually says these phrases together. He does say “Elementary” and “… my dear Watson” but not together.

But really this is just an “akchtually” comment

“Remove all IP law so I can use it on AI, but my AI is still protected” is the feeling I get from this. The Poors ideas are open to companies, but companies are still safe from The Poors

It is MOST masculine to have hard emotionless sex with another man to avoid the estrogenisation of your penis