Kid Rock should be abolished.
Aka typical trucker?
Anything to desperately hold on to what little fame he ever had.
Some say that’s statutory (But I say it’s mandatory)
Why do MAGAts love fucking kids so much?
It’s a fine conservative tradition.
“Music legend” as in no-one outside of America is sure whether he’s a real person or a character in something.
“Music Legend” 😆
Kid rock: gone and forgotten
Pretty much all of the NAGA celebs are “people who you hadn’t thought about for least 20 years who are bitter no one cares about them anymore”
I forget, did Hulk Hogan die? I can’t be assed to look it up.
Like I’m going to look it up. Feel like he went MAGAing recently and I haven’t heard he died, so I’m guessing he is still kicking.
What would shock me is if someone pointed out a MAGA celebrity that has actually been relevent in the last 20 years, other than as a MAGA personality. Only one I can think of is Kanye West, but he clearly went deep off the end of crazy very publicly.
Bawitaba was big on the radio back in the 90s when I was a dumb kid.
We liked it because it had an anti authoritarian sound on some tracks:
‘Paint the town red, and paint the sheriff’s wife white’.
That got a giggle from us.
The tracks in between were lack luster, even alt-country.
The next album was a no-buy.
He had a bit role in Joe Dirt as well, that my friend group was super in to the year it released for some reason. We weren’t even southern or country, I think we just liked mocking the aforementioned designations.
I honestly can’t remember the one song he’s semi famous for…
Didn’t he do it all for the nookie or something?
No, that was Freddie Deftones.
Even on his highest high, it took me some time to figure out that kid rock is a musician and not just some other sub genre.
Baw wit da ba?
Around here, we speak American, son. /S
I remember Cowboy from Shangai Noon.
I think the only reason I bought the CD was the line: ‘Paint the town red and paint the sheriff’s wife white’ which vibed with my teenaged wannabe anarchist pubes.
I regret what I was, but I have grown. Kid Rock hasn’t.
Take me down to the paradise city…
He did a half decent cover of sweet home alabama? I think?
His buddy Uncle Cracker did a popular cover as well. Makes me physically I’ll when it pops up at work.
No, he took the great song Sweet Home Alabama, stole a hook from it, and used it to create a new, awful song. It’s the MAGA way, steal something good, and replace it with an inferior version of it.
The music sampled Warewolves of London by Warren Zevon but the lyrics referenced Sweet Home Alabama.
It was fucking cringe, basically the country music equivalent of a Will Smith song.
I am serious!
I know the name kid rock. I don’t know a single song of his, like I don’t know that it is his at least. And while I have seen his face recently, I couldn’t tell you who that people in the meme was without the label.
I seriously don’t know that guy at all. I am not denying his legend title to be mean or rude to him. I just think I would know a music legend.
“music legend” ? are we sure about that?
Legends traditionally need to die. Perhaps Kid Rock is volunteering?
so not worth the effort.
Music legend?? Dude had like 2 hit songs 20 years ago
One of those hits was basically just a fan fiction song for sweet home Alabama.
there were two!?
Don’t forget the theme song to Osmosis Jones where he sings about wanting to rape minors.
Look, the dude’s an asshole. He shouldn’t be on any talk show because his personal views are not worth listening to. But he has also sold 26 million albums, which is enough to count pretty much anyone as a “music legend”.
Now, he definitely is NOT a “music icon”.
hes credited with pretty much birthing the country-rap genre that has exploded in recent years. id say creating a genre is pretty legendary. and he had i think 3 hits just off of devil without a cause and a couple more after that and even before he blew up in popularity he was a detroit legend. there was a time he was giving advice to eminem himself on enunciating his words more clearly so everyone can understand what hes saying
detroit legend.
The Insane Clown Posse are more Detroit legends than kid rock is and people love hating on ICP!
They’ve done more for Detroit than that trust fund having fake outlaw ever could do.
half of his best songs are just riffs he ripped from better bands (American badass is just a Metallica song with shitty lyrics).
Good for him. Country-rap is ass and not the flex you think it is
Hick-hop.
Y’all ternative
creating a genre is a flex whether you think so or not, especially one so popular. i dont even listen to it (because its ass as you say) but it 100% a flex
Just because you create something doesn’t automatically make it a good thing. I birthed a giant turd this morning and I thought it was incredible, when I showed my wife and son they didn’t like it so much. So just cause some people have horrible taste in music doesn’t make the creator a legend
he changed the music scene and made some bangers idk why people are so up in arms about it
I’m from Detroit, people have mixed feelings for him and always have. Gonna need a citation on the Eminem bit, who is nearly universally liked in Detroit.
there was a story eminem went to a kid rock signing and asked kid rock what he thought about ems mixtape
im inclined to believe it because eminem was on devil without a cause about a year before slim shady lp dropped
I want this hat. I am neither white nor a boy but I would like it for satire purposes, please.
Easy. Just win the WBotY award. We have open sign-ups every spring.
Music legend? He’s white trash Fred Durst.
Isn’t Fred Durst also white trash Fred Durst?
Nah, he ain’t white trash. He’s just cringe.
They’re both playing up an aesthetic, but bonerpill up there is oblivious to the fact that his time has passed.
Limp Bizkit’s last album was 2021 after working on it for 9 years, was called “Still Sucks” and had new music. They’re working on their next one now.
Kid Rock released “Greatest Hits: You Never Saw Coming” in 2018 with zero new music and has done nothing since.
I’m not a fan of either but at least one of them is doing work instead of grifting.
Fred Durst is self aware of how cringe he was and instead of trying to be cool, he’s just kinda leaning into it now, old man Durst is awesome af, young Fred Durst is a cringe lord.
Just in case no one heard Eminem’s Limp Bizkit diss track. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pn4_ld8VW4Y
I used to like Limp Bizkit because I thought they were funny, like in a crude, fart joke kind of way. Then I saw them at a festival where they refused to start their set until the video crew shut off the stage feed, you know, basically the only way people at the back of the crowd or in accessible seating could see wtf was going on onstage. Later on in the show, they also got pissed at the people in the accessible seating area for not standing up. I no longer like Limp Bizkit, even in the crude, fart joke kind of way.
I only liked them for a brief moment when they riffed on Lars Ulrich of Metallica for hating on Napster and did a whole tour about it.
Definition of redundancy, right there.
THAT’S Kid Rock? Looks like a guy who will yell at kids just for riding their bikes past his house, while holding a shotgun.
Well…… that can ALSO be Kid Rock
Valid
Back in the day kid rock made music that pissed off your parents. Now kid rock makes music your parents love.
I don’t remember his music ever being cool or edgy. It was like drinking lacroix when soda is available.
He looks like a crackhead grandfather
He looks like Walter White if he sampled his own product.
In fairness, he’s always looked like a national spokesperson for gas station boner pills. He just looks like it even more now.
He’s grown into his image, like that weird kid in school that finally grew into his giant head.
Holy shit, is that what he looks like now? Yikes!
I like how he’s not even trying besides the braids. He at least used to have dirtbag energy. Now he’s just some dad but with shitty pigtails for some reason
Meth abuse is a bitch.
He’s had aids for awhile now.
Wait FR?
Nobody wants to have sex or share needles with him so no.
You wish Mr. Cumfart. The universe isn’t fair and this racist hack of a poser has fucked a far greater quantity and better looking men, woman and trans hookers then you will even dream of.
Yeah life really isn’t fair, some of us can get laid for free.
Lol listen I hate kid rock but if you think there wasn’t a line of skanks outside his dressing room door you probably thought Kamala had a chance at winning the election he was married to Pamela Anderson for Christ sake.