I feel like the fur is the only thing I get from my cats in return for the constant feeding, vet bills, destroyed furniture, disturbed sleep, mucking out, etc etc.

He looks like he’s about to ask if I’m ready to accept the lord Jesus Christ into my life. That belt couldn’t be any higher.

One of my favourite places.

Intentional BSOD-coloured branding?

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

Jam.

“Said one user on X.”

What’s the point though if it’s empty?

Kind of assumed they’d already done this, otherwise what is Zuckerberg?

Termites.

Unintentional Borat also happens a lot when people at work start talking about “learnings”

Great, now do Amazon.

The world service was always free because it’s a propaganda platform that promotes Britain and British values abroad. I guess they are content just to push Reform propaganda to a domestic audience from now on.

Are they going to add a box to enter your age like on Steam that you immediately roll back to 1st January 1901?

The Matrix made me realise my whole reality was a lie and now I’m pro-Patriarchy, pro-Authoritarian and pro-conformity just like the characters.

Bit of a red flag that he apparently doesn’t ever use condoms though.

“You’re absolutely right! Dropping the bombs on the enemy instead of our own forces would be by far the most effective way to achieve victory. I will change my plans to reflect this strategy…”

It’s funny. I’m definitely a nerd and neuro-something-or-other, and I have really good friends who are into all this stuff, Linux, Terry Pratchett etc - all of it - but I absolutely bounced off this smug nerd culture and grind my teeth if a group all start yelling “Ni!” or make me listen to the “hilarious” Portal song. Possibly I’m just trying too hard to be an arch, diffident outsider, this is my tribe, and I’m just the tribe jerk.

Moggie.

Ginger.