Rhonda Sandtits

The UK didn’t ban leaded petrol until 1999 meaning most millenials will suffer from the boomer-loony disease as they were poisoned during their childhood.

Let’s also not forget that fuel for light aircraft still contains lead :/

LOL!!

They’re so fat!

He looks like he had just been in a bar fight

The music sampled Warewolves of London by Warren Zevon but the lyrics referenced Sweet Home Alabama.

It was fucking cringe, basically the country music equivalent of a Will Smith song.

When I was growing up too many people I knew wanted to move to Japan because they fetishized underage Japanese girls.

Glad that’s been cleared up because here I was, thinking that Elon Musk is a pedo guy who fucks kids on Epstein Island.

Rethink DNS does this.

Despite the name, it is a wireguard client that allows you to have multiple wireguard connections simultaneously.
You can set the wireguard tunnel for each app individually.

I knew it was gonna be dumb, but fuck-a-duck! I was not expecting fucking Tylanol to get blamed

r/thedonald started out as a parody subreddit but quickly got overrun by chuds who didn’t realise it was a joke

https://boycott-israel.org/boycott.html

When Ben & Jerry’s decided to stop selling its products in Israel, Unilever sold off the Israeli distribution rights to Avi Zinger to circumvent their decision and to force Ben & Jerry’s brand name to continue selling in Israel.

Those meatheads will use it as another tool to abuse their wives and extract nudes from the classmates of their 15yo daughters

“So just like how WW1 was started, grandpa?”

If shitting your pants is cool, then I’m Miles Davis.

nah nah na na… Your dad likes Coldplay! Nah na na nah!

I only use Linux and I want Windows to just stay out of my way or it’ll pay, listen to what I say.

Self hosted matrix server with mautrix-gmessages bridge

When I was 6, I earned my pen licence at school.

Now as an adult, who do I need to prove my proficiency to in order to receive my wanking licence?

There is a website dedicated to unmasking ice agents

https://icelist.is/

The teachers at my school had a very smart idea of using super-glue to seal to ball cover to prevent students stealing and/or throwing the balls.

After about a week the every computer mouse was basically useless as it was impossible to clean the gunk off the rollers

Seeding to peers
Putting streamers in fear