What a fucking shitheel

Probably not. Markets are closed.

Yes to both.

So does every other drink for that matter.

It’s for those of us that prefer our circuit components to be LGBTQ+ friendly. Fuck those SMD resistors.

saints row

Penis bat

I’m not sure I’m doing this right…

I wonder why he hasn’t been pardoned yet. This is hero level stuff by Trump’s standards.

Yeah, but just wait for when King Trump makes California pay tariffs to trade with the remaining states! He’ll bleed CA dry!

Yeah, not sure I trust anything about Wikipedia posted by someone with that username. Totally unbiased.

Better punchline: Something something … our apartment has never been so clean!

Probably easier to get people to stop smoking than stop littering.

Have had it done, bladed. Yes, you look straight at it, but you can’t see shit anyway because of the drops they put in your eyes first. I was much less concerning than I expected.

That was only for one eye though. The other was not a candidate for LASIK, so I had the alternative procedure known as PRK. This one is super fun because instead of cutting the cornea off then put it back on (LASIK), they just scrape off the outer layer of the cornea.

Sounds like Bob is just bad at his job.

Who knew that mass epidemic deaths was the invisible hand of this market

If it makes you feel any better, they probably had miserable lives to start with…

Hundreds of Beavers

Why, when you want to know the time, do you read the hours first then the minutes? Why not just read the minutes and then figure out the hour you’re in?

Redefining the definition of a second sounds very problematic.

Yes, but what about their parents?

Because celebrity news is not news