Because the mass shooting in a church that then got set on fire this morning, wasn’t enough for today…

He looks so incredibly pleased with himself

❤️

The real estate belongs to the United States government. Trump, of course, has already said he wants to build a hotel/casino there.

Edit: oops, my mistake. The city of New York donated the land to the UN, on which they built the complex. It is considered international territory. Something I did not know.

Well, it’s definitely one of the countries where I can point it out on a map, because you have some very noisy neighbors.

Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? sup?

Half of them probably fell asleep about 20 minutes into his insane rant

I’ve definitely said this sentence enough times to know that there are more than seven meanings, especially if you either shout this sentence or whisper it.

when it’s too sunny in UK

lol

Is that the British term for “it stopped raining for five seconds”?

Having to remember a bunch of telephone numbers really sucked. I was particularly bad at it, myself, and had to carry around a little address book. I’m so much more happy now that I can store phone numbers in my phone.