It is buried in trash.

My niece was highly Uber eats dependent. Got her an air fryer for Christmas and it literally changed her life. Sometimes people want better but don’t know how to get there

Avocado Toast Procurement Specialist and Millennial Upvote Farmer couple.

House Shopping Budget: 1.3Million.

scam=people stop investing

Crypto, blockchain products, NFT’s, magnetic bracelets, alkaline water, magic crystals…you are severely underestimating the average human’s ability to be constantly scammed

Take a picture of the shit and add it to the expense report. Make sure you notate that you did not keep the gift and instead rescinded ownership to your boss.

A nice clownly guffaw right before impact would be delightful.

I’m not an expert, but I’m like five-nines certain a guillotine does not make a “D’aww” sound when activated.

Racoon sex attic house.

piss and nicotine soaked walls that, after a hot shower, would be running sticky yellow.

The back wall of the house was slowly separating from the rest of the house. There was a 1cm gap where the wall met the ceiling in the back room.

The back yard was rocks and 4ft tall weeds. I cut them all down with a combo of machete and weed Wacker day one and a year later that pile of weeds had yet to decompose. It was just a huge wet pile of slime that refused to rot away.

Neighbors had about 7 webcams pointing out of their front window at whoever walked past the house. They had bible phrases painted on the fence and front of the house as well. I walked over to say hi a few days after moving in an no one ever answered the door. In three years, I saw an occupant of that house ONCE, which was a teenager that knocked on my door at 3am to ask me if I had a lighter. I watched him walk back to that house after I said no.

I can’t remember the exact plot, but at some point Asterios has this super vulnerable moment and his reactions to the different dialog choices are amazing. That game deserves all the love

San Antonio -> Austin -> Dallas is ~5h (and they’re basically in a straight line)

LA to SF is ~6h

Add Houston on the end and it’s 8h+ (roughly a C shaped route) or roughly San Diego to SF.

Interesting the distance between the furthest points in each state is roughly 14 hours for both. They’re weirdly analogous.

If you keep the weight they’ll be double right. If you lose the weight they’ll only be half right!

I don’t think the evidence in the tweet supports that position.

telescopes cause planets, and planets cause autism. Got it.

M$ recieves: Root on all your boxxen, all your data, and access to your eyes for ad space.

One of them is a contributor. In general the contributors and the C-suits don’t travel in the same circles. What it really means is that in 30 years Bill Gates has never wanted to meet Linus Torvalds enough to make it happen.

Q1: How many boots do you see

👢 👢 👢 👢

a) 5 Boots

b) 5 Boots

c) 5 Boots

d) 5 BootS

Q2: How do the boots taste?

a) delicious

b) delicious

c) delicious

d) delicious

The preamble to the Constitution is NOT the same as the preamble to the declaration of Independence. They were completely separate documents written more than a decade apart.

in fact:

The Declaration was rarely mentioned during the debates about the United States Constitution, and its language was not incorporated into that document.[44]: 92  George Mason’s draft of the Virginia Declaration of Rights was more influential, and its language was echoed in state constitutions and state bills of rights more often than Jefferson’s words.[44]: 90 [21]: 165–167  “In none of these documents”, wrote Pauline Maier, “is there any evidence whatsoever that the Declaration of Independence lived in men’s minds as a classic statement of American political principles.”[21]: 167