lemmy.yachts
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
sunnie@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 21 hours ago

leading ai company

sopuli.xyz

message-square
98
fedilink
559

leading ai company

sopuli.xyz

sunnie@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 21 hours ago
message-square
98
fedilink

i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god

alert-triangle
You must log in or # to comment.
  • bitjunkie@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    29
    ·
    4 hours ago

    “My codebase is way better because it has 300x as many lines of code” - that fucking moron, probably

    • Patches@ttrpg.network
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      12
      ·
      3 hours ago

      There is no probably about it. He considers LOC to be the gold standard.

      https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2022/11/musk-emails-remaining-twitter-staff-to-find-anyone-who-actually-writes-software/

      • Wispy2891@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        2 hours ago

        i wonder how someone can choose the 10 most salient lines of code ever written

        manually summarizing 6 months of commits seems also a thrilling job

        • alsimoneau@lemmy.ca
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          1
          ·
          4 minutes ago

          I submit the fast inverse square root. That code needs to be in a museum.

  • yarr@feddit.nl
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    18
    ·
    4 hours ago

    I think it’s because grok ships the most bugs, so they have to ship the most patches.

  • Wispy2891@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    18
    ·
    5 hours ago

    iOS appstore app testers hate him!

  • Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    5
    ·
    4 hours ago

    They’re just fixing more shit, right?

  • GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    62
    ·
    8 hours ago

    On the contrary, the rate of mobile app updates being high is more of a red flag of an app development team not having the situation under control, being forced to panic-ship fixes.

  • itkovian@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    6
    ·
    5 hours ago

    Now that’s quality shitpost by Elon “Dumbass” Musk.

  • melsaskca@lemmy.ca
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    4
    ·
    5 hours ago

    Oh Elon. You lying sack of shit. Go sell your wares elsewhere.

  • Rose@slrpnk.net
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    94
    ·
    11 hours ago

    Oh wow, Elon figured out how we’ll finally get AGI. The key thing is to publish an automatic mobile client update every single hour of the day! That was the secret productivity metric that every single other company was missing. Thanks, big brain business boy!

  • Random_Character_A@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    47
    ·
    11 hours ago

    The man knows about production more than anyone else in the world

    /s

    • Laser@feddit.org
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      5 hours ago

      It’s really not that hard!

    • Saleh@feddit.org
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      13
      ·
      11 hours ago

      Producing rockets faster than they can explode during launch!

      • Nis@feddit.dk
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        6
        ·
        9 hours ago

        Outproducing the blastwave. Bold strategy 🤣

      • Korhaka@sopuli.xyz
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        7
        ·
        10 hours ago

        Cheaper to dispose of them in the upper atmosphere than in the ground

  • Seth Taylor@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    22
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    edit-2
    11 hours ago

    He knows exactly what he’s saying and he knows his dumb followers will buy it…

    The fact that most people only skim-read what they scroll through helps him as well. People won’t even stop to process what they actually read. With this tweet he’s basically selling his followers a feeling.

    • ayyy@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      17
      arrow-down
      2
      ·
      edit-2
      11 hours ago

      No, he really is that stupid and clueless. How do you still not see that?

  • Jesus@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    38
    ·
    14 hours ago

    The Nextdoor app updates every two weeks. OpenAI should be worried.

  • pseudonaut@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    25
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    13 hours ago

    jfc this guy is such a moron

  • isekaihero@ani.social
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    1
    arrow-down
    6
    ·
    5 hours ago

    I want to chat with Ani but she’s only available on iOS. Deal-breaker. I hate apple. If or when she is available on PC I might give X my money.

  • Lemminary@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    20
    ·
    13 hours ago

    It’s evolving!

    *pokemon evolution music*

    Dumbfuck became… Dumbfuckwad!

  • raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    40
    ·
    15 hours ago

    I knew the Apartheid shithead was dumb as fuck, but even “as fuck” isn’t that dumb…

Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world

lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: [email protected]

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful

Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

…


2. No Illegal Content

Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

…


3. No Spam

Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

…


4. No Porn/Explicit

Content


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

…


5. No Enciting Harassment,

Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

…


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

…

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 4.07K users / day
  • 8.66K users / week
  • 15.4K users / month
  • 33.1K users / 6 months
  • 1 local subscriber
  • 34.1K subscribers
  • 15.4K Posts
  • 259K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • Aer@lemmy.world
  • Striker@lemmy.world
  • WiildFiire@lemmy.world
  • Decoy321@lemmy.world
  • Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world
  • YoBuckStopsHere@lemmy.world
  • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website
  • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
  • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world
  • BE: 0.19.7
  • Modlog
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org