The 2008 crash was also the result of Greenspan and Bush’s 0% interest rate bullshit that prevented savings and ruined the housing market while starting wars to avoid smaller correctional recessions. 9/11 was the excuse, so I kinda caused all this, in a way.

These justices are all pinheads though

Wait, isn’t Norway mostly rich from oil?

I’m glad they use it for the good of its citizens, but it’s kinda fucking the rest of us.

We put the dom in freedom, and also the dumb.

Extra spicy

Only if statins have been invented. 40 years ago he’d have been cooked, but now the cholesterol riddled assholes live for-fucking-ever

Save money and get a spring loaded center punch at a hardware store.

Or one of these. It blends in better with the rest of your pens in a bag.

No hours left for housework, eating, or shitting.

Now do ICE.

We have to keep working so we don’t get kicked out of our housing, end up on the streets and get rounded up and arrested.

We should probably all organize a rent strike though, and then the general strike. So we can focus on this fully. But the movement isn’t shrinking.

You can always count on the tobacco companies massive corporations to turn a useful tool into something evil.

They were actually playing uno. But hate Spanish so much they pronounced it “you no”.

On TV

I’m sure he had at least practiced a few more times before the inauguration, if not every morning since childhood in South Africa.

But navy needs the climate projections from the researchers or they’ll be fucked when hurricanes hit too.

On the plus side these cars aren’t going to last long driving like this. They’re heavy too so speed plumps affect them even more harshly.

Dude, I just had to use an old Mac with OS10.11 on it (I know not that old) to recover a laptop in target disk mode.

It still has the widgets!

I miss the widgets.

QI when he’s older Taskmaster too, though there is a bit too much joke mystery at times.

Also I suspect a significant percentage of the new Ice recruits were also pardoned Jan 6ers. That’s why they gotta hide their faces.

I thought about doing something similar with my laptop, simply by naming my main account Guest, and using my name as the account they would check at customs.

The sad thing is I agree with you, but the sadder thing is I was born here, and still live here. But I’m going to be filling my phone with these anyway when I travel abroad and (presumably) return.

Not returning is pretty enticing though, if I didn’t have elderly parents to take care of.