This meme made me thirsty.

Ohhh I thought it was Derek Chauvin and thought it was especially shitposty.

They sure all do look alike in orange.

Marshall Law is ironically responsible for enforcing marital law.

Martial law is its own thing, but due to some confusion Marshall keeps getting calls about it.

So is the issue that your extra drive mounts to /storage, but that happens after Docker has already started and taken over the directory, so the mount fails? Normally I’d expect it to happen in the other order. Is this a weird race condition?

This might be a good thing to run through with ChatGPT- there are probably ways to delay the Docker container start, but maybe there’s a more significant misconfiguration you can deal with.

Is Docker starting up and one of the containers mounts a volume to a /storage folder on the host? That could explain it but I’m not super clear on all that’s going on in your system.

Quick test: disable auto start on all your containers and restart and see if it recurs.

Then how do you explain the Sasquatch Jubilee?

DD-MMM-YYYY

Ambiguity be damned.

Is it really deportation when you kidnapped her from international waters?

Attack with what? All the rusted metal hulks and organic fertilizer they’ve left strewn across eastern Ukraine?

That’s too early. Should be delaying that a bit so the cord blood drains first.

At work this request means “I’m going to ramble for 45 minutes because I don’t understand it enough to form a question”.

Where’s Picasa??

If I were in a fire and suffocating and somehow had a long tube in a bathroom, I think I’d stick the hose out the window and breathe that air instead.

And if I found myself:

• trapped in a bathroom
• suffocating due to smoke from a fire
• i have a long flexible tube
• no windows in the bathroom AND
• I’m somehow not going to burn to death

Then I’ll just fucking die. It’s fine. That’s such an edge case I’m not gonna worry about it.

“Hail the ship.”

“Channel open, sir.”

“Attention USS Fuck Captain Picard Ben Please, …”

My condo building just got rid of the company that meters our water. After years of this we could finally break the contract.

My water bill usage was something like $15/mo and they had an admin fee of $13/mo. In a building of like 150 apartments, those guys were raking in like $2k a month from us for keeping their automated shit plugged in.

The managers said they would just stop metering and our monthly fees would pay the bill. After a year, they would adjust our monthly rates to balance it out.

They never had to balance it out - that’s how little the overall water usage cost was.

ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

Except vastly beloved and successful.

AI doesn’t kill people. People kill people!

AI does, however, kill polar bears.

It must say TREY and he’s been squabbling with the South Park guys again.

Did you know that an adult human’s intestines are so long that if you took them out and unrolled them, the person would die?

Yes but not that phone call.