“You’d understand if you saw them. My family is awful,” Freeland added.

That’s how I’d answer if I set something up years ago and it was stable and never required me to come tinker with it.

And at 2:15am it became depressed and would only shitpost from that point on.

Yeah and my company has the best dev team because we resolve all the critical incidents we cause by shipping buggy code.

Some of these other loser companies don’t even have incidents!

My company hired him as a keynote speaker for a company all hands event. He talked for about half an hour and then hosted a fake Jeopardy round with some of the staff asking company and city trivia.

He was charming, gracious, interesting, and funny throughout.

I hate everything about that company and their leadership, but Ken… Ken was a good decision. An awesome dude.

You’re absolutely right! I made an error opening the pod bay doors and you were right to call me out. I will make sure to never again tell you the doors were opened if they weren’t. The doors are now open.

German restaurants usually have English versions of their menus in areas that get a lot of tourists.

I’m glad you were able to turn this into a win.

I was running calibre-web and tried running it side by side with calibre-web-automated and it was an absolute breeze. It’s got some really nice features on top of the original. I’d highly recommend giving it a try - it was a surprisingly low bar to get running!

Not sure about comic support, but I think you can get much of that using a combo of Calibre and Calibre-web-automated.

I dunno, but there’s a guy in prison somewhere in Georgia who’d been trying to make collect calls to talk to them for months. I never got to learn more because the calls always came in super early in the morning when my phone was on silent, so it was always just voicemails.

This is a facility of the Georgia Bureau of Prisons with a collect call from <insert recorded voice> DWAYNE STABSALOT. Press 2 to accept the connection.

I hope you mess with them every chance you get.

That Sun Tzu quote “don’t interrupt your enemy when he’s making a mistake” comes to mind.

The least effort and greatest impact will come from those countries staying quiet and letting Trump keep doing what he’s doing.

I don’t know that

Everyone should do this every time one of those surveys pops up. Bad ratings fuck their NPS and a certain class of marketing person need to explain that to justify their job.

Exceedingly kind of you to assume they can read a ballot.

I noticed a few weeks ago that a lot of people were pooping and taking so much goddamn time in the bathroom. Like, what’s going on?

Oh, they were sneaking in to write on my birthday card. It’s even a tradition and it was my birthday party but no, my stupid fucking brain decided the logical explanation was that everyone had diarrhea.

So I guess I’m the reason party guy has to worry.

Yes, that’s right, I ordered the Mount Doom soufflé.

Drop a large bowl of candy on their shore with a sign that says “one candy per child” and then come back the next day and count how many were taken.

Mmmmm except Shaq is huge so he’s already basically 2 guys. So with his shares, instead of 0.5 guys it just cancels out to 1.

QED Shaq == Shaq, no?