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Why can’t my immune system have a loose cannon like Osmosis Jones?

I’m not the only one who sees the bisexual flag in the thumbnail image, right?

“I wear this crown of shit, upon my liar’s chair.”

which would make a controversial earlier emergency ban permanent

Is that why I can’t find Marley’s Mellow Mood anywhere anymore? It used hemp seed oil, and was like the opposite of an energy drink that worked as advertised and also tasted hella good.

Idk. I can’t see it. Post a picture of it next to a ruler.

A resin printer is much better for this specific thing, TBH. You can also make balanced dice with one, to go with the figures.

It’s not fun the way it is. That’s why we came here.

surgeon fails his technical checks while retrieving the replacement brain, destroying all but the monkey brain.

You see OP. They look like they want a banana.

Was hoping the girl would say “fuck that” after being told she should never, ever use it.

Many times. Some of those times, I was even hired.

I complain about Eternal September and I’m still here, on the cooler platform with the cooler people… 🥺

“C’mon, Franklin, we’re going to New Brunswick.”

“What for?”

“For the whoring and the drinking, of course!”

Franklin pops right up, eager to go

When the major religions start practicing what they actually preach, then maybe they wouldn’t also fall into the first definition. What many do is both unorthodox and spurious.

Maybe you should try picking up a fucking dictionary.

Smart people don’t want the job because they know how difficult it is and don’t want the responsibility.

Dumb people want the job because they don’t know how difficult it is and don’t care about responsibility; they just want power over others.

“Catherine the Great was great because she fucked a horse.”

IDK about you, but I am still using my phone to order pizza. I just don’t have to talk to anyone.

A casino. Or a brothel.

It makes me a bit upset that the developer of RIF didn’t make a Lemmy alternative. They instead went to Tildes, which, when I tried to check it out was not open to public registration. IDK if that changed, but I have not even heard a single person ever mention it outside of those early days after the API changes were announced and people were looking for alternatives.

I want LIF. 😩

Well it’s certainly a terrible Resident Evil spin-off.

(DMC originally began life as a Resident Evil game that got so off the rails, they just made it a new IP)