Just found this, I still laugh every time
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Buncha witnesses tried approaching me the other day as I was tending to my flower bed. I sprayed them with my water hose, and yelled “where is your god now, feel the might of my athiest hose, let its water soak sin into your skin” they started crying and saying “were gonna get our parents and they will call the cops”. Turns out the were “girl scouts” selling “cookies” and now I have a court date. At least I didn’t get witnessed, score one for this athiest
Bro scored a date
“They think they have it figured out, why are they so sad?”
Well Jimmy, when you realize religious fanatics would rather shoot homeless people then feed them, its a bit of a downer!
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“then” is for time, as in “afterwards”.
Unless OP means they shoot the homeless and afterwards attempt to feed them
Seems on brand. Like they want people deported so they can go on missionary trips to accost them in their home countries with the love of Jesus.
Deported in a coffin…
The fact that I can’t tell if this is parody or not is sad.
It’s from a satire website that is a decade old
More than a decade, I remember seeing it around 04 or 05.
oh, so like 5 years ago then
I’ve got some bad news about the passage of time. You might want to sit down or firmly grip your walker for support.
Looks legit all the way down to the goat. Screams tribal dogma
It’s high-effort satire and the original site is now derelict but it originates from this page.
Woah, they got me.
What kind of unchristian monster would want to stay home and rest on a Sunday instead of going to the enormous effort of getting the family into all your best clothes, going to the church and pretending to be socially acceptable and normal for a few hours and then cooking a massive meal like god intended?
Looking nice and spending time reflecting on your morals and interacting with your community - ooooh nooooo!
I’m not religious, but seriously, it you remove all the “hate gay people” rhetoric, going to church is a positive thing for both the individual and the community. Hating on it just makes you look like a neckbeard.
“Day of rest” my ass, that sounds like a lot of work!
Let’s reverse it a little…
What kind of unchristian monster would want to stay home and self isolate on Sunday instead of going through the routine of dressing up and going to church to spend time in chill and self reflective manner and socialising a bit afterwards just to go home after that and have a family dinner?
I have nothing against anyone lol. Believe, or don’t, into anything <3 Or nothing.
Ah, the fairy tale nazis are spreading their propaganda again…
