Hopefully not. Dogs shouldn’t eat that kind of thing.

Much better than my current Samsung fridge where that obnoxious Samsung rep has to come every week to plaster a new ad on the door. At least it won’t leave glue all over the floor.

He does make fun of Lord Trump though. Which, as we all know, is illegal.

I hope they knighted him, or something. I can’t wait for him to request being called Sir Donald by everybody.

I’d like to see him try to pronounce that.

He waddles for a few metres, it’s not like he goes on hikes or anything.

Because of universe expansion. (I guess industrialisation also works)

So when they caught those employees peeing in the Tsingtao vats, how much did they fine them?

You can get a licence from Nintendo if you like.

the biggest selling feature of Windows is its ability to be backwards compatible and run on older hardware

Really? I thought it was supposed to run older software, I don’t think hardware comes into it.

As a non windows user, I don’t get to interact with Microsoft systems an awful lot, but to me windows 10 felt like a complete system while windows 11 always feels like an early beta for some reason. It has some kind of unfinished, wet paint quality to it.

Those guys are professionals and it shows. Amazing work in just a few hours.

Shouldn’t take them long to patent the concept of “game”.

Is there a Paterwellon?

It was the trans underground that did it!

Isn’t DrPepper a cartel?

A pumpkin is too easy to find in the soup. There’s no challenge.

So you can roll it. Probably.

We can see a planet ot two, sometimes.

Yorkshire pudding is fine, but Pomeranian pudding is really superior.