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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Well organized people always plan a head

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Well organized people always plan a head

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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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    What is the significance of the pineapple juice?

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      It’s believed that drinking pineapple juice will make a man’s sperm taste better.

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      I’ve heard it makes the ectoplasm taste sweeter

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    Knew a dude in college who “pre-condomed” a date. As in he put on a condom at like 5PM and confused the hell out of the girl he was seeing when night rolled around.

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      You just have to remember to cut off the little tip so you can go pee with it.

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      Mmm, a condom with lint and without lubrication!

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      He wears a rubber at all times, it’s a necessity

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        You say I’m premature, I just call it ecstasy

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      I chose to believe this

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        She shared the info with us because he thought it was normal. I was surprised that the dude was that confident he was landing the plane on the second date.

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      That’s a great idea. Also gets your member conditioned to wearing it.

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    What if you don’t like pineapple juice?

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      It’s just a sacrifice that the guy is willing to make

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        But what if I want the benefits without the pain? Is there another way?

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          Try a dab of mint extract, right on the tip, right before you blow your load

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            Oh yeah, works like a charm.

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              This guy fucks

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