I like how they don’t even bother saying it’s a lie. They just say it’s aimed at them.

Red shifts? You mean screen tearing.

Quantum mechanics? Algorithmic hallucinations.

Huh, weird, their mom said it was a drug overdose.

The species almost certainly have a common ancestor due to sci-fi bullshit and are capable of breeding fertile offspring, therefore the distinction stopped mattering when the surviving population of Kryptonians rejoined boring humans.

You can trust someone without expecting pure rationality from them

Careful, you might overexert yourself.

Social welfare checks. These are solved problems.

Or just the people with basic deductive abilities.

Flipper-floppers is also acceptable

But why

As someone that reads titles and is therefore the superior romantic match I am immune (to thinking it was funny)

Lesbian horse girls+gambling, what could go wrong?

Or there are phones or cybernetic radio implants but they’re just a way to make phone calls.

Learned the other day that Tom Cruise does the same thing but at 33. Supposedly that’s a Scientology-numerology thing?

Return to sender

This guy is the moral lesson at the start of the apocalypse movie

An attack on literacy.

This is simply inaccurate, we’ve already got scalable plans for a Snowpiercer system.

We’ll get the numbers right though. ChatGPT is on it.

mRNA vaccines carry a code for your cells to produce the viral protein shells, so not only is not a living virus, it’s never been the virus and could not be more harmless.

It’s also impossible for it to alter your DNA.

What it could do is be weaponized to produce prions or whatever but the dummies never cry about that (because you can disprove it easily)