It’s just absurdist humor. You’re probably overthinking it

Looks good to me OP. Most of the best sushi I’ve had was extremely simple like this from a single chef at a four seat bar in a tiny hole in the wall that you could barely fit into

I feel bad for the spider, but I have admit the web in the glass is really cool looking, like a piece of art. I’d probably preserve that if I could (minus the spider corpse)

In Kanye voice “Elon Musk doesn’t care about dead people”

The irony being that Trump fits the description of the of anti-Christ eerily well

Same

I mean I can’t really think of a better way to flirt with dead women

On being a fish

Physics

I agree with him, but that doesn’t mean I think he should be president. While I really like the idea of him as president in theory, I do feel that he is too old and that there are too many risks associated with that. We should have age limits regardless of who’s running. But I think he’d make a great advisor to a president regardless—that way if he takes a turn for the worse it doesn’t put the country in any sort of jeopardy.

“But we appreciate your—“

Feet pics

What about when you’re eating something crunchy and bite into something squishy

Yeah I’ve been watching this video for a couple years scratching my head why it wasn’t more popular… and now it’s blowing up I hear?

Yeah there’s definitely an element to the flavor that seems like something artificial that you aren’t supposed to eat… like you plucked a piece of rubber off of something and put it in your mouth lmao

No it didn’t, or I would have held off regardless I just wanted to wait for my tax refund to be a bit cozier, but I had the money… just didn’t want to end up spending a lot more lol

I was wanting to wait a while longer on the Retroid Pocket 5 for financial reasons, but the tariffs spooked me that something like this might happen or the price would go way up so I ended up buying one a couple days ago just in case

Ive never been able to explain it to people. I don’t quite understand it myself. But the analogy is accurate and I agree

Yeah if that’s really what this is then it’s really weird and unnecessary… what’s wrong with just subtitles and/or voiceover for the hearing impaired? What is the point of making it look like he’s speaking English?

I had no idea that he wrote any horror… but that’s a pretty cool story

Actually his name was Satan, not Tom

/s