Open El Noor

Yeah I expected people like Jim to be hiding in a cave in the middle of nowhere like Bin Laden right about now

I’m always glad to see fellow Texans who give a shit, this election’s voting map was even more depressing than I expected. I’ll have to keep an eye on this paper

Illinois

Well you can’t buy it digitally at all anymore and if you do find the disc it’s usually priced as a “retro collectible” so the only reasonable way to get it is via the high seas—which, technically, is “really cheap”

Over-the-top, cartoonishly feral expression of pure id

Chekhov’s egg

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I’m not saying anyone should be executed for using their extravagant wealth built off of slavery to manipulate politics, control the economy, oppress the poor, and target minority groups—but I would certainly watch events unfold with great interest

Same

I’ve only learned the name “Scunthorpe” recently because I was reading up on a band I really like from there. I remember noting that it was about the ugliest name for a town I could think of that doesn’t actually contain any recognizable words… but I would assume it’s a perfectly lovely place regardless of that

I have the ‘Funtastic Watermelon’ transparent red N64 w/ expansion pak, just sayin ladies 👀

Does Japan have anti-monopoly laws?

Yes because then it feels like someone else is doing it to you

What the fuck

Is that Benedict Cumbersome

I can say at least I understand martial arts, even if it’s not my thing, because there’s so much artistry in that and it’s a full body thing whereas boxing is basically just too dudes punching each other. Hit me up when the fighters start using Instant Transmission and Special Beam Cannon and I’ll give it another look

I prefer the one where they’re smiling through tears as they both simultaneously eat Vladimir Putin’s asshole while he beats them with a bundle of reeds

This sounds like a cult

…Boris Johnson said this?