An absolute classic.
You’re talking about the world’s foremost analrapist.
What is this supposed to be?
“a new start”
But when it’s coming from the world’s first analyst/therapist (AKA “analrapist”), who can tell…
“A new start” but with “nu” instead od new because too few letters
Oh thanks. I’d have never guessed
I’m ready for a lot that’s new
Jizz Lord
Still, I would’ve been disappointed if someone hadn’t just typed it out. Probably woulda felt like I had to.
Alternatively, they may be complaining about the typo…
And yet the DMV wouldn’t let me get “CUMKING” smh
This implies the existence of jizz serfs
You’ve met my ex’s?
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Nah clearly it’s a truth table
L | D | J = L V D 1 | 1 | 1 1 | 0 | 1 0 | 1 | 1 0 | 0 | 0
It is right up there with ANUSTART.
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I don’t get it. What’s wrong with a Java Industrial Standard Library Object Relational Database?
Are you sure that they didn’t mean it as “Jiz Lord”?
(I think that’s the joke)
jeremiah?
no… he was a bullfrog.
JISFROG
Jizzlord, came 3 days after getting poled? Well hung, massive woody? I am so sorry for these awful jokes.
Nailed hard, women wept for days afterward
Guess Sircumalot didn’t fit
Hercule?
That show was surprisingly good.
I haven’t felt this warm and fuzzy since everone was wearing those “What Would Jordan Do?” bracelets!
Thanks guys!
Cum they told me for rum a bum bum
My name must start with a J. I can needed that boost of confidence
