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This. I always thought the columns were named, not numbered; this would make it easier for regular humans to work with Excel because of the similarities with a chess board. The original developers would probably have chosen matrix style coordinates in hindsight though.

Luigi Mangione, is it you?

Every. Goddamn. Time.
People will say to vegans, pet owners etc: “DON’T HUMANISE ANIMALS”. Then, some tech bro feeds them an inflated Markov Chain statistical nonsense chat bot and they go all “ZOMG IT IS CONSCIOUS ITS ALIVE WARHARGHLBLB”

The TPM a backdoor, I guess it may be technically possible but it is highly unlikely. If you need a backdoor, the UEFI of a computer is a much more feasible option, especially with built in AMT firmware for remote management.

Au contraire. Rutte is clearly trying to get a very yuuuge toddler to not shit his diaper without the usual angry toddler screaming.
“Such a good boy Donald, we are so proud of you, yes yes what a good boy”

Ceasefire only exists if you stop shooting, and everyone knows you can’t do that

If we would talk like this, we’d end up in a padded room and drugged to kingdom come. And for good reason, I should say.

We moth listen very carefully to this!

Ah ha ha turning the picture upside down to give us anxiety hm? Not gonna fall for that trick!

That’s all nice and dandy, but can you point us to the EU alternative?

If your junk is making people uncomfortable, you should probably pull up your pants and close the zipper.

A multi-billionaire’s dream: a bowl of eggs to give to an unknown girl, and you get nothing in return.

See, believe it or not but as far as we can tell, Signal is just less convenient for large groups and it very much looks like Telegram is worse. But it doesn’t matter: it’s about AI (Grok) being integrated with an environment known for bad data. Grok will interact with bad actors and train on awful data.

Oh wow. Integrating an LLM AI in the absolute bottom in human communication; CSAM, drugs, revenge porn, criminal chats, illegal weapons trade and so much more … this will work out well.

That cicada is one massive fucker, I get why the wee-wee is strong in this one.

I drink this shit for breakfast, noobs

Job: am I a joke to you?
(God: Well akshually…)

No, that’s where everybody knows your name

That’s a nice way to wake up!
/s

Nice roast