Anhedonia Sesame Balls
“He’s just zis guy, you know?”
Anhedonia Sesame Balls
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It is my headcanon that all dwarves grow beards, but for cultural reasons dwarf women shave.


Canadian Thanksgiving is a worse time to have it, as it cuts into valuable spooky season.


Pumpussy?
So uh… Where would one apply for such a job? Y’know, uh, hypothetically?
Ah yeah, makes me think of all the times I’ve had to move a couch into an apartment…



FIRST!
Also this quote offends me
Leonardo DiCaprio, pointing at the television!
I don’t think I would call Buzz Aldrin “boring.”
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These have a pretty interesting history!
Turns out all his songs were Al generated. Sad.
Joke’s on you, I’m lying down.


Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill.


This product is not real.
I’ll discuss whatever I want!
But… you’re not wrong. However an argument could be made for the Mardi Gras Mustard at Popeye’s, which actually also has horseradish.