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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 months ago

If you need a stargate, there is one outside of Ashland, Ohio off of I-71.

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If you need a stargate, there is one outside of Ashland, Ohio off of I-71.

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 months ago
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  • mipadaitu@lemmy.world
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    A little irresponsible leaving it unguarded with the iris open.

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      Name one system lord that would have any use for Ohio…

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      Wasn’t the iris something the military built after relocating the gate? If so maybe it was never found before. I mean it is in Ohio…

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        The mechanical iris was a later addition, before that there was a stone cover. Without either anyone can come through from the other side.

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    Theres a Tollan Stargate in Perth:

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    Fake fan, the Chevrons are in the wrong place, should be one at the top.

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      It can be rotated, no? Doesn’t seem to be in a working state right now.

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        Works fine horizontally as we saw in Area 51, this one just isn’t mounted to a ramp. The real question is where’s the DHD

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          You can dial manually as long as you bring your own power source.

          • Agent641@lemmy.world
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            How many AA batteries do we need?

          • FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world
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            And your own Walter, he kept all those SG teams alive

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        Roads? Where we’re going we don’t need roads Chevrons

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        If I can figure out the hieroglyphics, we may be able to get the two stranded space-station-auts back into the space station. I just need to recalculate the jump coordinates using a simple DM and a hairpin…oh and also a small university lab that I’ll get access to using the hairpin. Don’t worry about the details.

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        Spinning is better than not spinning.

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOPM
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      Maybe it’s just misaligned.

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    Finally. A reason to go-to Ohio!

    I’m fucking leaving this shit hole, deuces!

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      It may still not be a good enough reason to go to Ohio. Because before you go to another planet, you’ll still have been to Ohio.

  • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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    Does it spin? Because spinning is so much cooler than not spinning.

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      It’s a neat trick, for sure.

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    Bury that shit, have you learned nothin? There isn’t even a console, meaning people can can dial in and we can’t dial out.

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      It’s ok, it’s in Ohio. They can barely read English, let alone Ancient.

      Edit: You downvoters don’t understand. I’m in Indiana so I’m allowed to say that. I don’t make the rules, I just obey them.

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        You want Goa’uld? This is how you get Goa’uld.

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          Prove to me we already don’t. Have you seen the news!

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        I’d be pissed if I understood what you were saying

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        Ashland is really snooty so they probably can read.

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    But are we sure that’s a Einstein–Rosen bridge portal device that allows for near-instantaneous teleportation across both interstellar and extragalactic distances?

    Its location doesn’t look instantaneously like a place in or even around Vancouver, BC.

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      Uhhhhhhh, it’s not. It’s Ashland Ohio. It’s not even the same country.

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        Here I go trying to explain my joke: The joke is that Stargates can only exist in or around Vancouver, because near enough the entirety of all Stargate TV series was filmed there.

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      But are we sure that’s a Einstein–Rosen bridge portal device that allows for near-instantaneous teleportation across both interstellar and extragalactic distances?

      No.

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      Well first you’d have to check to see if it’s a super capacitor…

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    Stargate is real

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      Always has been.

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    Now all we need is a DHD, a MALP, and a power source, and we’re in business.

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      And a Sgt Harriman for good measure.

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    Indeed.

  • M137@lemmy.world
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    “Moooom, I want a real stargate!”

    “We have a stargate at home”:

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    With God All Things Are Possible, So now they are trying to lure aliens?

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    papermache would vaporize instantly

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    It looks like it’s missing the symbols. Probably out of service.

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    Whoever built this is just plain awesome, period.

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