Stuff like this happens all the time in Russia. People who live in 1 floor houses falling out of their 14th floor window for no understood reason. Windows are a mystery in Russia…Oh, this happened in America? Well THAT’S new…

Ok, but what if I think about 40-60% are assholes, 30% are dumbasses, 90% of people come off ass dumbasses because they don’t think things through, 80% of people are disgusting, 30% of people have a good heart, 10% of people are too trusting, 60% of people have depression, 85% of women have prior experiences being on the recieving end of unwanted sexual advances by force, 80% of guys follow sports because they have no other way to communicate with other guys, 7% of people are color blind, and 100% of people think I’m the greatest human being who’s ever existed?

Here’s my thing. I said months ago that these services aren’t the problem. It’s the people on them.

You don’t want those people to go to threads. Would you rather they came here? I find these types of comments don’t think it through. You don’t want them on threads. You don’t want them on X. I’m going to assume you don’t want to kill these people, so they’re going to exist SOMEWHERE.

So where do you want the boomers, the racists, and the intolerant people to go?

Ok…now make a FOSS myspace. I hearn of SpaceHey, but apperently that’s not open source, and there’s no guarentee that it’s not one massive spying operation.

Hammer don’t hurt em!!!

I don’t like Star Trek, I don’t understand Linux, and I don’t even know what you mean by “beans”. Unless you mean the actual food…but that doesn’t answer any questions.

“What do you want to be when you grow up?”

I’m 41 years old. I didn’t know the answer when I was 5. I don’t know the answer now.

If we start creating more Luigi’s, we can reduce that down to days! Hours even!!!

I’m more wondering about the smell. If I entered a house made of human flesh, I’m sure the smell alone would make me gag. But if I smell a gingerbread house, it smells good.

So if a gingerbread man were inside a gingerbread house, would he gag? Or would it smell just as pleasant to him as it does to us?

And would smelling another gingerbread man be like smelling foul body odor? Or again, would it smell good?

Step 1) Don’t let kids on the internet.

There is no step 2. The internet is not a place for kids. It’s barely a place for teens, but hopefully you’ve taught teenagers how to behave online by the time they’re 15.

Jim Cornette is a pro-wrestling personality who’s known for his fast loud mouth on-air.

He’s also known as being hard to get along with by most people.

So in the 1980s, when he was first becoming nationally well known, he would have bickering arguements with his coworkers. He made a list of people he didn’t like.

Then in the 1990s, he worked with a guy named Vince Russo, who he still to this day HAAAAAATES. He’s quoted as saying “Spite is a hell of a motivator, and it’s the reason I’m going to live one day longer than Vince Russo. Just so I can piss on his grave.”

So after dealing with Vince Russo, the WWF hired someone he worked with years earlier, and found he wasn’t as mad at him as he once was.

He was quoted as saying “You used to be much higher on my shitlist, but you’ve moved down a few spots simply by not doing anything differently!”

I’ve always taken that last quote to be an interesting take on perspective. How things can be exactly the same, but your perspective may shift with experience.

With all that said, I see this picture, of something that is being called “Pizza”, and I realize that pineapple on pizza isn’t the abomination to the form of pizza that I once percieved it as.

Booooooooooooooooooo!

Obviously he loves old timey steam trains!

I saw that same T-Shirt at the mall in 2001.

Oh. Damn. Good thing I found this out.

I mean, I never have actually touched rogaine, but this is kinda like when I was 4, and I was going to feed a dog a piece of chocolate. The dog wanted chocolate, I wanted to share, suddenly I’m getting my hand slapped and yelled at.

Like c’mon! We JUST watched a seseme street last week about how good sharing is! Now my wrist hurts!

THEN she tells me dogs can’t have chocolate! Like I’m just supposed to just KNOW a dogs digestive system! I’m still learning colors and shapes, and you’re asking me to know biology of dogs!

So, no dogs have died from chocolate from me, and now I know if I lose my hair, and have a cat, I can’t have rogaine. Because I assume I’ll be sleeping, and you just KNOW my cat is gonna be the weirdo cat who licks people in their sleep. Suddenly I wake up with a dead cat.

So good thing I learned now.

I’m confused how a robot even CAN be emotionally supportive. I didn’t even know this was a thing.

I’m unclear, and I’m not going to do this, but what does that do? Is it poison to them?

You’re going to snuggle me, feed me, and clean my poop?

…ok man…

That’s not a headline. That’s like the science community releasing a headline that Earth has been confirmed to be an oxygen rich environment.

Windows 11’s spying and bloat is what’s pushing me away from windows.