What other lies have we been told? Does time not fly like an arrow?
Emperor penguins and king penguins are not descendants of any royal bloodlines and do not have an understanding of monarchical governments.
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Awesome, this daemon infestation on my computer (Gentoo of course) is really starting to annoy me.
Better yet, they aren’t actually penguins - they were just called that because they resembled real penguins.
Which are literally dead today, because they dared live close to humans.
because they dared live close to humans.
Poor dumb bastards.
You sound like a conspiracy wonk.
They are the only true emperors & kings recognized by the flightless aristocracy.
Tis the human “royals” who are living lies!
Don’t even mention macaroni penguins…so disappointing.
Are you suggesting they’re not good with cheese?
Not only that, they are completely and entirely noodleless.
Ha! That’s a good one. You almost had me for a second.
What the fuck…
Someone tell this guy about Jeremy bearimy and timey wimey space stuff
A time, B time, and lunch time.
Nah, it just trips into the future
Trippin’, trippin’, trippin’
Mosquito hawks do not, in fact, eat mosquitos.
I no longer respect those annoying fuckers.
Does an arrow fly at all?
Calm down, Zeno.
Does time not fly like an arrow?
Does time fly not like an arrow?
When we’re having fun.
Earthlings don’t eat Earth either. They’re still Earthlings.
Sperm whales don’t eat sperm.
Mayflies don’t eat May or any other month.
W wait a s second! What do sperm wales eat? Have I been pointlessly jacking off into the ocean for decades??
No, you’ve been keeping the salinity high.
Thank you for your service.
Dobsonflies don’t even eat Dobson!
What a world
Earthlings don’t eat earth because “earth” isn’t something to be eaten. Sperm whales don’t eat sperm because sperm is (usually) not something to be eaten.
Fruit, however, is supposed to be eaten, and by many, many animals. By calling something a fruit fly, the expectation for most people would be that its diet consists mainly of fruit
Or ya know, that they’re usually found hanging around near fruit.
Wtf do earthlings eat other than earth? Plants, animals & fungus are all parts of Earth TO BE EATEN
By other animals or fungus.
time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana
You already know what you call a fly with no wings
A walk
Are horseflies a lie because they don’t eat horses?
But they do? Along with any other animal that happens to be nearby.
That is the one insect I will go out of my way to kill.
Don’t.
Ok let me introduce you to the barn owl
Do they eat barns?
Polar bears are responsible for the ice caps disappearing.
You’re right. They only drink horse (and cattle) blood.
Horse or cow vampire fly is a little long winded for a name.
But it does sound kind of cool!
Reminds me of the old joke, what do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
They’re called fruit flies because they gather around rotting fruit.
But there are also “true fruit flies” which do eat fruit.
Where my cheeky FlyNap sniffers at?
THE POWER!
That’s what liberals want us to be
LiberalsAll authoritarians left AND right. Please learn your political compass so you can have grown up conversations.
That was an unrecognized attempt to reference a meme “future liberals want”
Please calibrate your joke meter so you can have normal conversations.
