Matthew says he hanged himself, Luke (in Acts) says he…bought a field and burst open in it.

Acts 1 18:

“With the payment he received for his wickedness, Judas bought a field; there he fell headlong, his body burst open and all his intestines spilled out”

Doesn’t change your point really I just think it’s a fun inconsistency to think about. One option so much weirder than the other.

So they’ll be coming in every day to their offices in Washington right?

…right?

Sorry who is saying this? The judge making the ruling?

This is one of the more normal things he has said recently. Several quotes talking about literal demons coming after him. He might need whatever therapy program Glenn Beck joined.

But monkeys never ask questions.

Science has yet to determine if monkeys would be able to type “wherefore art thou Romeo?”

Not another one knight stand!

Text generation is Frozen Yogurt now.

Noticeably worse, but you can have so much more.

Got more toots than Mastodon.

There’s a middle ground. The near future of the party is Ron DeSantis and JD Vance, the smoothed down versions of Trump. I don’t think that works and someone new will come out fully populist with authoritarian edges, maybe a Hispanic man to help attract the working class beyond just white people, that seems to be the growth opportunity Republicans need and maybe that solidifies Arizona/Nevada/Texas for them while they put all the effort into the Blue Wall and North Carolina.

He’s doing what the Board wants, stock price is up. If there was a worker advocate on the board, maybe things would be different.

If you try to assassinate someone, get F’d, but I mean she clearly is biased for Trump so he doesn’t NOT have a point.

When we’re having fun.

Googling this, it seems like he’s trying to EMPHASIZE Harris working there when she was younger. If he actually does this, it will backfire spectacularly.

If he says she’s lying about working there, it just looks like an insane conspiracy theory because it’s one of the most common jobs. It’s not like an impossible thing.

If he tries to say it’s easy so no one should be impressed with her, he just insults every fast food worker in America.

I think this is a really smart move if he never mentions Harris, it makes him look more down to Earth and humble which…he needs. If he’s doing it as a commentary on Harris, it’s going to backfire.

But…what did it mean?

You’d think their shells would be more sand-colored at birth.

There are photos and a DNA test that were not shared publicly. It’ll be a good FOIA request in 50 years.

5 day RTO is a stealth layoff. This is a feature, not a bug.

My body can take the sugar from one energy drink a lot better than it can take 6 shots of espresso.

In closing, Carthage must be destroyed.

-Trump the Elder

DeSantis was trying to win the 2024 Republican nomination with Covid response as his centerpiece. So he appointed a nutjob to the role.

Nut job is just proceeding to nutjob.