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TehBamski@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months ago

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  • Deestan@lemmy.world
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    As a gentleman, I’d offer to hold the steering wheel so she has an easier time aiming her lance at oncoming traffic.

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      She’s in the passenger seat, you can see the car in the background is also right hand drive

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        Then I would definitely hold the steering wheel.

      • Deestan@lemmy.world
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        Oh, that makes it easier!

    • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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      Let’s be honest: she’s probably not a very good driver. They didn’t even have cars back then, this must be a lot to process for her.

  • Agent641@lemmy.world
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    Take her to a knightclub

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      Hey Google, how do I award a comment Lemmy gold?

      • PainInTheAES@lemmy.world
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        a golden lemming from Grizzy and The Lemmings holding his throbbing nugget

        • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org
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          The image hoster (freakin’ Fandom) seems to be blocking cross-origin requests.

          Reupload to catbox.moe:

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        BTC: Hfv5337hdd-64drtGTmib85CT

        (This is a joke, that’s not a real Bitcoin wallet. DM me for the real one)

        • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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          If it’s not a real address, why is it letting me send all of these bitcoins to it?

          • Agent641@lemmy.world
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            Noooooo!

            • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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              Just admit it. You look pretty silly right about now.

  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Become the damsel in distress naturally (I’m a 6’2 bearded man)

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      Wouldn’t it be nice to be the little spoon once in a while?

      • TehBamski@lemmy.worldOP
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        Here, here!

      • PunnyName@lemmy.world
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        Jetpacking!

        • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.world
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          I thought that was only when they fart… Or is that just another thing I shouldn’t have said out loud

          • PunnyName@lemmy.world
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            Yes

      • unalivejoy@lemm.ee
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        [email protected]

    • trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world
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      The bachelor in distress then

    • SassyRamen@lemmy.world
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      I’m a 5’6 beardless man, we could make this a leaning Tower of Pisa

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    Help her save France from the English.

  • dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️@lemmy.world
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    What makes you think I’m not already similarly equipped?

    (Any good excuse to trot out this heavy bastard, which I don’t have occasion to do often enough anymore. It could really use a polish. There’s a project for the weekend…)

    • brbposting@sh.itjust.works
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      Nice mail!

      • dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️@lemmy.world
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        Thanks.

        I have a set of matching super historically authentic pants in the same pattern and material (with suspenders!) as well. I might even still fit in them, but I haven’t tried in a while.

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          Love it 😀

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    Not another one knight stand!

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    what i’m told

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    “I’m glad you brought protection”

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    It greaves me to say it, but I’d pull her into a warm vambrace and try to tap that cuirass.

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      I love this.

      Now get out.

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    CALL THE LOCKSMITH!!!

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    • Klear@sh.itjust.works
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      I’m a locksmith and I’m a locksmith.

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    You’ve got mail!

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      FE-mail. (Because Fe is the chemical symbol for iron.)

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    Looks like I’m in for a good knight!

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    We take Jerusalem!

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    Marry her.

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      I sense one or two potential red flags.

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    Yep, she’s a keeper.

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