Damn, really removing all excuses for me not to edit the photo? Fine, I’ll open up paint real quick, but this is basically slave-driving, I’ll have you know

Just a meme scavenger, sir, doing my best to be entertaining!

I searched for a version with the text not cut off, but I couldn’t find it, which meant my only alternative was to change it myself.

That sounded too much like work

Honestly, even moderating ~10 comms is a bit much. I couldn’t imagine doing 25, much less 125.

That sounds like a disaster waiting to happen. OnlyFans as-is struggles with accountability, appropriate age, and verifiable consent. Imagine that with a decentralized system of enforcement and accountability.

Perfection

Yeah, don’t fucking come here. Not now, not in the future. We can’t be trusted again for a very long time - longer than just an election or two.

Fantastic idea, I hope it becomes mainstream. I’ve been meaning to try plant-based meat alternatives for a while, for environmental reasons.

We can’t expect God to do all the cooming

Crossposted!

Nah. I’m over 12

But under 25, otherwise ‘wdym’ would be part of your native tongue. At this point the kids are probably saying something more like ‘low wizzer’ or whatever dark magic is used to make up Zoomer slang.

(‘wdym’ - ‘What Do You Mean?’)

I miss when the weird crossover between techbros and fascists was fringe instead of throwing out Nazi salutes on national television.

A simpler time.

Or maybe that’s just nostalgia speaking.

ROKO’S BASILISK

if Progressives are supposed to vote blue no matter who, then Centrists can too. If someone like Mamdani beats Newsom in the 2028 primary they can suck it up and vote for him.

They should. But like the many left-abstainers in 2024, it remains to be seen if they will.

If someone like Mamdani runs in the 2028 primary (Mamdani himself being sadly ineligible), they will have my general and primary vote. God forbid a shithead neolib like Newsom gets through.

But ‘Blue No Matter Who’ is an expression of desperation against the fascists in the GOP, not a magic formula, as much as we wish it was.

Me, not knowing where my phone is or the last time I used it:

Irfanviewer hours

Backseat driver

My tongue is defective

NSFW art often gets disproportionate attention (likes and reblogs pouring out of the pot) compared with SFW art.

Eidle, eidle eee! Eidle eidle eee! We just can’t set sail 'til we get some more wood!