no, this is just a copy pasta of the Mediterranean Sea onto central US. it ignores the rocky/smoky/blue Ridge mountains and all elevations minus lucky guessing the central plains.
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I’m sorry. Im just sensitive to disinformation and apparently not sensitive enough to humor.
Happens to the best of us.
Damn…I was looking forward to my future as a Burgundian
Florida not being underwater is the first clue this isn’t a legit map lmao
And what’s the deal with Lake Superior, does it get filled in?
As it should be?
Also Louisiana lol
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Turbo Encabulator vibes from the LLM.
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Why is Florida still there?
Wait are you serious? It’s the Mediterranean Sea
No, but I never miss a chance to punch down at Florida.
Every chance we can.
It’s actually mirrored Norway
America took viagra.
Because the ocean will reach the middle of the continent trough the mountains North America has close to its West, not through the plains on the South-East.
Can’t you read a map?
Like roaches, really hard to kill.
They tied the state to Trump and told him he gets to debate Biden. The hot air is keeping them afloat.
On the bright side, new Italy unlocked
2nd Italy would be really nice about right now, ya know?
Florida survived 😣
Little known fact, Florida floats
America’s penis will be the last thing poking outta the water.
It eventually got so hot it got SWOLL and rose up out of the sea.
There it is, the long lost city of Atlanta!
“Turner Field, the Coca-Cola bottling plant the, uh…the airport.”
It will be the perfect place to restore the Roman Empire.
At first I was confused because Tennessee is a lot of mountains, so them getting covered with water was surprising
Then I saw Italy
Dear God, *hio still exists, truly the worst timeline.
I just found out that I am actually from Iowa ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
My condolences
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away Any fucking time, any fucking day Learn to swim, I’ll see you down in Arizona Bay
Some say the end is near
Some say we’ll see Armageddon soon
Certainly hope we will, I sure could use a vacation from this stupid shit…silly shit…
Was wondering how the hell Florida was above ground when I saw the boot shape. Surprising that Saddam Hussein isn’t on this one.
In closing, Carthage must be destroyed.
-Trump the Elder
Meanwhile in Scotland. Even with a worst case scenario we loose our coastal cities but not much else and the country looks nearly indistinguishable from orbit. Unfortunatley more or less all our cities are costal.
So yes, I realize this a joke map (honestly, a giant, probably mostly freshwater sea, in the US would be a blessing). But what you’re describing is the main issue with climate change.
It’s not going to be “the day after tomorrow”. It will be coastal cities… which are… like nearly ALL of them… losing all their economic value. In the US when having this conversation I say “what do you do when any building in Manhattan is uninsurable? What do you do when it’s sure to have severe damage?”.
For most people there are plenty of places to go, but the “going” is going to be very, very ugly.
On the bright side a lot of the most valuble beach front tower blocks are just huge empty investment vehicles so the rich are going to take one for the team on this one.
Not as great as it seems. The thing is, everyone’s retirement is tied to real-estate. The numbers my vary country by country, but nearly all pension funds and mutual funds have significant exposure to real-estate that is just ignoring the issue that those properties may become uninsurable. That’s before what happens due to the economic disruption of all those cities slowly, then at an increased velocity, relocating.
It’s not going to be pretty.
The rich never pay for anything. I guarantee-fucking-tee they will get a socialized payout.
I’m Finnish, but also live on the coast.
And my city, Turku, has these signs all over the place about where the sea level used to be, like just a few thousand years ago. And those signs are at the top of a hill, where there’s an observatory.
This is so med.
This would make traveling to Italy so much more convinient.
Damn, somehow failed to get rid of Florida…
