Dude just take the win. The perfect hero isn’t coming. This isn’t a Disney movie.

Why would you say crazy, nonsense things like that?

I’m loving it so far!!

Yeah but before they pass, they’re gonna drain money from the failing health care system, which hurts everyone more than we are

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Depression. One helleva drug.

Very cringe, very nice

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Right, cuz she totally has a chance of winning. Yup

While reaching a somewhat low (but not terrible) place in my life, I finally did this this year. Bed. All day. It was okay.

Wait are you serious? It’s the Mediterranean Sea

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Okay I’ve had hotel breakfasts in literally those three and it was great. But you make a good point.

Where do poltergeists fit in?

Have you been to a hotel breakfast in Europe? So heavenly

I was at the UCSB shooting in 2014. I remember the surreal sound of gunshots. They sounded like nothing I would expect. So many lives and families were destroyed that day. The years later, a bar in my community was shot up, destroying even more lives.

I’m sad how often these occurrences are and that we’ve gone blind to them.

Love that you saw this and was like “this can’t be true. Gotta fact check bullshit”. Like why do you need to go out of your way for that?

Personally, I prefer pocket sand

So is the difference “I’ll give you money to do this thing” versus “I’ll give you money if you do this thing”?

They both sound like bribes to me. Money, goods, or services are just handed over at different times.

I fucking hate these people. No shame. No morals. No humanity.