Had to be DragonCon. Beats the cosplay everywhere else just based on originality. Miss this mess!

Thank you. I really tried. Taught elementary for about 25 years. Kids are fun. I miss it.

I totally would have used this with my third graders. And penguins.

The Dark Tower by Stephen King. It was the book in name alone.

If it works for you then it works.

You die fabulous.

Which is which?

Freaking LARP’er. Have to play dress up.

Still no drag queens.

Retired and don’t miss this at all.

Tastes amazing.

Yes. Yes we do.

No drag queens here.

Skip ‘em. Cocktails instead of thoughts and prayers. Much more enjoyable and effective.

Go Phillies!

Hey. An idea. Isn’t the Vatican like really rich and stuff? Wouldn’t it be a great idea for one of the richest nations on the planet to make a little donation along with those thoughts and prayers? Nah. Just kidding. Gotta stop doing those drugs.

But it’s still funny!

There goes my night.

Every damn time.

Just the females? Doesn’t seem equal. Edit: y’all get sarcasm, right?