So I know everyone is thinking this may be gasoline, but have no fear: it’s urine

Me after getting killed by my friend in Ark

I don’t know what the deal is with all the Thing stuff I’ve been seeing, but there’s a pretty fun (but REALLY broken and VERY laggy!) game called Nuclear Nightmare based on The Thing if you really want to simulate bringing in the Thing into your house

Borzoi statue

I’m conflicted because I love cars and how they work (including EVs!!!) but also don’t entirely love how loud they can be.

I got a GR Corolla which has a little tiny 3 cylinder engine, but it’s so loud on cold starts. Luckily I live in the woods, because I would feel so bad cold starting it in a neighborhood.

I’m conflicted because I love my car, but can also appreciate how cars just don’t have to be so loud that they give you temporary deafness as they drive by. Unfortunately with internal combustion, louder generally equals better flow in the exhaust which equals more power.

I could gladly listen to a song 5000 times, but when Spotify stops shuffling my playlist and plays the same 15 songs on repeat every day for a month I start to notice and get a little bothered! Don’t get me started on enhanced shuffle, either

Noticed the meme was censored so I tried my best to fill in the blanks based on the information I had

Hope it helps

It’s both, I have the Roomba with the camera on the front and it can sometimes avoid dog poop and wires on purpose (and sometimes navigate, but it mostly seems like it navigates like the other models with no cameras by bumping into things that don’t ever move)

I notice a lot of the same people in most of the popular posts. I guess it’s because the quantity of people that usually comment vs voting or just reading post is pretty low, so you’ll start to recognize them everywhere

It makes me wonder if people recognize me from other posts I comment on!

My Internet is so slow right now that this picture took like 20 seconds to finally appear

The chortle when I finally saw it was absolutely worth it

It’s almost like he forgets, keeps trying, then makes a new post about it

Good thing adblock didn’t work on the browser version of Prime video last time I used it after getting tired of the ads on the app version!

It’s possible they’re embedding ads now though

The dunklesaurus

We are gods amongst fish

At first I was confused because Tennessee is a lot of mountains, so them getting covered with water was surprising

Then I saw Italy

I’m not entirely sure if a fish would actually know what water is lmao

The FOOLS fall for little pieces of plastic with metal in them, so there’s no way they know what water is

I had a yellow jacket fly out of the blue then land on my heel and sting me for absolutely no reason! There wasn’t even a nest nearby!

Then a week later another yellow jacket landed on my arm and stung me right under my watch band

Pretty rude if you ask me

As my eyes scanned from top to bottom I felt an immense sense of dread

Here were my emotions in the form of emoji 😐 😐 🙁 ☹️

Actually Frankenstein was the incense scent