I love how no matter how much the market makes it explicitly clear that an idea is absolutely terrible, Microsoft will just be like, “we’re doing it anyway, fuck you.” The best argument for Linux is just to gesture vaguely at Windows.

It’s a limitation of the hardware.

So what you’re saying is I have two eyes in my beeholes?

But what came first, the human or the egg?

Hold on, wait a minute, pause. There are people who think that bugs have lungs?

Trump acts like a far right extremist, therefore, Trump is a far right extremist.

If it walks like a duck, and it quacks like a duck…

That’s because Donald Trump is a far right extremist.

You know that list of the richest people in the world?

This is literally all publicity stunts.

Maybe someone should build 50 underground silos.

I don’t know. Maybe.

Protecting their own.

I can dislocate four of my fingers. I can use this to do the finger splits.

I can also lay all my fingers flat on my palm (same hand, I’m not being a smartass). Can’t bend them all the way back though.

The nature and scope of the request.

Either Funko is lying or their “brand protection partner” is lying. Also, what the fuck does Funko have to protect? The only thing they actually created was those beady little eyes they put on everyone else’s IP.

Ooo, big tough scary guy. He’s just as made of flesh as the rest of us.

Yep. All the interstitial “be right back” cards are AI generated. Such a dumb thing to skimp on.

The last one I saw, by release date, was Late Night with the Devil, and I pirated it. I’m glad I pirated it, because I didn’t know it had AI slop in it. If I did, I wouldn’t have watched it. It’s a shame, too, cause otherwise, it wasn’t bad.

No they haven’t. This wasn’t enough.

Grim isn’t the word I would use.