You can restyle it however you want Elon, but we all still know those are hair plugs
I mean fuck, if I had a billion dollars I’d get hair plugs too.
In this case, it could also be a very expensive hairpiece.
I feel like this is more accurate:
Zorg made it look way better
Zorg also made things that actually work.
Zorg’s flame thrower was a lot better than Musk’s.
Bigger too.
…and wasn’t just a flame thrower.
If only cyber trucks had a little red button
And at least had the charisma too. The other guy is just an edgy asshole.
He should go back to this
“Hey JP, how much do clothes cost in the Matrix?”
Adios turd nugget!
Couldn’t find a gif of Corey Feldman?
A wig?
Offbrand jack sperrow looking ahh
At least zorg knew he was an asshole
Musk definitely knows too.
I don’t agree. I think he believes he’s a persecuted genius that is smarter than the rest of us.
Most arrogant and stupid people think this way. It’s a dangerous mixture.
Except Zorg had way, WAY more charisma.
Zorg had a plan. A demented plan, but a plan.
And as far as we know he wasn’t hemorrhaging money
Just hemorrhaging
Apparently Rudy Giuliani’s hair dye company is still operating in the Space Future.
He’s just venting cranial pressure, while talking to the Satan.
Elon just snifs some amphetamine and goes with brain damage.
Ok can we please have a obbligatory Musk flair or a tag that warns about Elon posts so I can use a filter?
You could give that idiot on the left a ZF-1 and he wouldn’t even ask about the little red button on the bottom of the gun.
Bring me the priest.
“I know”
when Zorg builds a vehicle that removes fingers, you know Zorg wants those fingers removed. None of this wishy washy “oops it was the trunks fault” bullpucky
Zorg would charge extra for the finger removal service.
I just watch like half of Star Trek Discovery (which is not that old lol). There’s already been two or three references to him that did not age well.
In the writer’s defense. He did seem much more normal at one time I feel.
all those hair plugs just for that
It turns out that the haircut was in 2021! How could I have missed the news??!! But now that I think about it, it was the pandemic and the those two years of lockdown was bizarre and surreal in terms of time.
good lord he looks like a frog
Someone get him some cherries.
Glad this site has an equal amount of hatred for this clown
