Imagine opening a phishing link and suddenly your balls are taken hostage by a hacker
Future kink
Cannot pee anymore :(
(because the pee is stored in the balls)
Or someone triggers this remotely after it has been off for like 2 years. You sit on Monday morning meeting. You get up to the screen to present your new project and boom.
WannaCry? No, WannaCum.
“Pay me 5 Bitcoin or I’ll give you an errection in front of the HR manager.”
Or worse
"Pay me 5 Bitcoin or you’ll never get an errection again.*
This, but I want the voice command changed to “Go go gadget genitalia”
I’d just want the Super Mario power-up/power-down sound effects.
And when you insert it you hear the sound effect from when he goes down into a pipe.
Can you reset any of the voice assistants to respond instead of Siri or Alexa or Bixby or whatever to “go go gadget?”
I discovered this amazing life hack. If you never talk to women, you’ll never have sex with one and then you’ll never have kids.
I discovered a life hack to have sex without such a tool without getting anyone pregnant…
🏳️🌈
And I discovered a life hack to get pregnant through gay sex!
🏳️⚧️
D:
So a toggleable vasectomy.
Trouble is you need a several days (maybe a week or more) and/or a few ejaculations to actually be sterile after a vasectomy… So this isn’t the kind of thing that you can flip on in the moment and you’re safe.
Better to keep it off until you and your wife are trying for a kid than keep it on and flip it off for saf(er) sex. Why keep your cum on while you’re just walking around?
Mostly for fashion reasons
I’d imagine most men would only need to actually use the switch twice in their lives anyways. So having to wait a couple weeks wouldn’t be too bad.
They told me three months. In case the wires reconnect
Great! Someone should write HomeAssistant integration!
wait till this comes with a monthly subscription
When Google wont give you back the API keys to the chastity electrodes
Remember to flip the switch back on when you need to pee
Not the same plumbing.
TIL. Thanks.
Forget the Codom and Get STIs
Bro forgot about committed and closed relationships
As a matter of fact, I’m in a committed and open relationship.
Hence why STDs are a concern for you, but not necessarily for everyone
Safe folks don’t need marketing.
Folks taking risks can be helped by marketing.
The comment makes sense to me as stands. Guess it could say “20-70% of you!” as an addendum (wonder what the percentage is…)
I don’t want a kill-switch. I want a turbo-button to slice metal sheets with a jet of cum.
You need a button for that?
If you are experiencing pressure issues just mitigate the issue by adding acids (via special infection cultures in the balls) to the cum, or some abrasive materials (jagged kidney/bladder stones perhaps?).
Dude imagine getting hit with a groin shot with that fucking thing in your taint
I think I’d be more concerned if my hands were that small
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You could even add a bag attachment and keep it for later!
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I’d say “imagine having to explain to your date why you’ve got cum in your ass”, but it sounds like you already did.
I see two casings for switches. Do you have to toggle each ball individually or something?
Also, how do you remember which way to flip the switch? Can it get turned around?
I know, right? Do you just flip one and run at 50%?
Wait won’t this turn off their brains? How will they breathe?
That’s either a very small finger or a very large dick
For you
This seems more practical for a temporary birth control for men.
Still under development, but works like a microscopic net to prevent sperm from exiting and can be dissolved later if you do decide to have kids.
An even better birth control is Arch Linux. It’s free and open source. I use Arch btw.
As a fake internet doctor this is all I need to diagnose you as STi free
