I’d eat an onion like an apple.

What about this phone?

How about this 10-yr old girl animal?

Why not just buy a wifi probe instead of an entire grill? I’d rather a tiny thing stop working than being unable to use my grill at all because it’s jammed with too much tech.

Truly do they do anything else worth it? I’m a plain charcoal grill person, so never wanted or looked into anything beyond that.

You’re reading a magazine. You come across a full-page nude photo of a girl.

Everyday we stray farther from the Lord’s light.

Oh garsh

Wasn’t as cute in the 1500’s.

Face off sequel?

https://youtu.be/aTNeaKRjzkg

“Dress for your day!”

It’s the motive force! Not some heretical warp magic.

Also Alaska: It’s over, Texas. I have the high ground.

Alaska - High point: 20,320 feet - Sea level
Texas - High point: 8,749 feet - Sea level

Changes in construction standards to increase hole ownership has lead mice to cut corners to increase holes and maintain profits from hole renters.

We have to consider the hole lords bottom line.

The better solution

Bicycle vamps

MFW I walk into the single occupancy bathroom in a public place and it’s occupied.

Keywords.

Flash my piece - white in the face - fuck - real quick