For the rest of your life!

You can also reset your immune system by contracting measles.

C’mon anti-vaxxers, if you really want to get rid of your current immune responses, there are ways of doing that. Just take a trip to West Texas.

(Please don’t though.)

You KNOW there’s a brothel that constantly brews polyjuice. Bring in a hair from the person you’re attracted to, and have sex with (someone who looks exactly like) them!

You can even obliviate the polyjuice’d person afterwards and leave no evidence behind. Consent in the wizarding world is beyond fucked.

Oh, an email from outside the department demanding confidential reports?

Marks as spam

I had a coworker do it to me yesterday.

“Thanks for taking care of that issue with Jeremy.”

“Sure, no problem at all!”

“It’s just weird because he told me the opposite thing yesterday.”

Working on Jeremy’s issue and forget to respond…

“Are you mad at me?”

That’s an interesting wikipedia article - that’s the first time I’ve seen [failed verification] on a citation, let alone two. You learn something new every day.

I don’t think I will ever understand this mindset.

You decided to force a child to live through societal collapse because “it’s something to look forward to”.

Yikes.

Did it really dissolve into rust, or did your parents secretly throw away your poop nail in the middle of the night?

You’re absolutely right. It’s hard for me to switch out of using ‘TERF’ because it offended them, but no one is even pretending to be a feminist anymore. I need to find a new shorthand name for “bigoted towards trans people specifically”.

Seriously. Delay it as long as you can before demanding that they fire you.

Alternate title: TERFs suddenly demand people respect their chosen names

I think this is too specific, as you mentioned. Why not broaden it to “a piece of literature they were not required to read”? You could talk about anything from wikipedia articles, to current news headlines or sci-fi books this way, and it shows where their curiosity lies.

How’s your relationship with your daughter now?

How did she feel about you choosing to work instead of spending that time with her?

Article: Gender-affirming care

Commenter:Gender-affirming care

You: Sex change

You seem to still be misinformed.

And you’re missing the point that if you’re willing to ignore trans people “in order to be taken seriously”, then you’re siding with the fascists on how to treat trans people. They will take advantage of that.

The existence of trans people is being erased from our government’s documents right now. If both sides are ignoring trans people, what the fuck do you think is going to happen? I’ll give you a hint:

“First they came for trans people, and I did not speak out- because I was not trans…”

Seriously. No clearance should mean no entrance. If they try to use force, the use of force to prevent their entry is both warranted and necessary.

They have for me - albeit I was swimming in an untreated lake at the time.

applying for citizenship in a country that isn’t a failed democracy

Which country is that, exactly? What are their immigration requirements?

Yeah, yours is hypothetical. Good luck solving entropy.

“People have died long before Jack the Ripper. If we want to prevent death, you need for the root cause, which isn’t Jack”

We’re not trying to solve every case of data disappearing, but the large influx that has appeared as a direct result of Trump’s orders.

In case it’s not obvious, the root cause of that is Trump.