Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months ago"Hey Google, Turn my balls off"lemmy.worldimagemessage-square64fedilinkarrow-up1520arrow-down115
arrow-up1505arrow-down1image"Hey Google, Turn my balls off"lemmy.worldStamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months agomessage-square64fedilink
minus-squarerockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up116·5 months agoImagine opening a phishing link and suddenly your balls are taken hostage by a hacker
minus-squareSeekPie@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up8·edit-25 months agoCannot pee anymore :( (because the pee is stored in the balls)
minus-squareKokesh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 months agoOr someone triggers this remotely after it has been off for like 2 years. You sit on Monday morning meeting. You get up to the screen to present your new project and boom.
minus-squarecooopsspace@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-25 months ago“Pay me 5 Bitcoin or I’ll give you an errection in front of the HR manager.” Or worse "Pay me 5 Bitcoin or you’ll never get an errection again.*
Imagine opening a phishing link and suddenly your balls are taken hostage by a hacker
Future kink
Cannot pee anymore :(
(because the pee is stored in the balls)
Or someone triggers this remotely after it has been off for like 2 years. You sit on Monday morning meeting. You get up to the screen to present your new project and boom.
“Pay me 5 Bitcoin or I’ll give you an errection in front of the HR manager.”
Or worse
"Pay me 5 Bitcoin or you’ll never get an errection again.*
WannaCry? No, WannaCum.