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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

If you like pina coladas, you might also like walks in the rain

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If you like pina coladas, you might also like walks in the rain

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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    If you love coke, but don’t like raw sugar, you actually like water more than coke.

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      If you love water, but don’t like the taste of raw hydrogen, you actually just like oxygen.

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        I wonder if liquid hydrogen has a taste. Like, if we could survive in a pressure chamber that can liquify hydrogen at room temp

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    If you like air but you don’t like pure oxygen, then you actually like nitrogen more than oxygen.

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      Anti Death Penalty US’ers really dont agree with you atm

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      I like pure oxygen just fine at 0.2 atm.

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        So does fire. RIP Apollo 1.

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          Apollo 1 used pure oxygen at 1 atm. At 0.2 atm they’d be fine.

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    If you love dark milk, then sugar love than actually more.

    • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      [email protected]

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      Probably so, let it.

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        Let them fight.

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    This is why i exclusively eat baker’s chocolate, and I chew my coffee grounds. I’m not trying to dilute my precious foodstuffs with disgusting things like water or sugar.

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      What about your bodily fluids? What about ANY of our bodily fluids?

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        want some?

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        I’m not a monster, of course i take cream in my coffee ;)

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    If you love table salt, but don’t like sodium metal, you actually like chlorine gas more than table salt.

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      If you love table salt but don’t lick it directly off the floor, you actually like table more than salt

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    If you like vanilla ice cream, but don’t like chugging raw vanilla extract, then you like cream and sugar more than vanilla.

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      Meanwhile me chugging bottles of pure vanilla extract

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        You’re an alcoholic more than you like vanilla

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    I’m pretty sure I do like vinegar more than cucumbers

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      Big same

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      How can you dislike something as neutral as cucumber?

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        Tell my wife, “Hello”

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    I do like sugar more than chocolate, and I do like vinegar more than cucumbers.

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      The original statement isn’t wrong, it’s just not actually interesting and just trying to sound smart.

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    If you like raw chicken but not roasted chicken, you actually like Salmonella more than chicken.

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    I don’t get it. Like if you like dark chocolate but not baker’s chocolate you like the sugar more than the chocolate.

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      Sounds like you get it. They’re all dunking on their dumb logic

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    I like the roasted chicken vs heat argument best.

    If you like chocolate, just eat the unprocessed cocoa bean. Anything after that is just a level of preference for how much you like that bean processed, dark chocolate included. Stating you like the sugar more than the chocolate is ridiculous.

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    I’m not much into health food, I am into champagne

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    “Mindblowing”

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    If you like reading the text of the shitpost more than admiring the number of upvotes they received then you really like content more than shitposting for karma

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    If you like X+Y but don’t like just Y then you must like X only

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