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21 hours ago2014.5e.tools for dnd resources
www.cleardarksky.com/csk for deciding whether to go to the observatory this weekend
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Why do you think nukes and genocide are such a big deal? It’s like you’ve never been hit by a gamma ray burst before smh
1·7 days agoMy favorite memory of my best friend’s ex girlfriend. Long story short: friend’s grandpa’s funeral, me and her attended along with his snooty wealthy family. Ex’s favorite joke is “a hundred dicks are on the wall. How many do you choke on?” None. “Wow, you must be a pro!”
“Macy is thirteen.” We absconded shortly after
Gotcha, I misread your comment. I guess if immortality is not optional, I can see the appeal of at least seeing what happens to human who makes it to that unfathomable age
I’ve read enough of Wikipedia’s timeline of the far future to know that I do not want to live forever. Get back in the coke.
Gonna suck when you get sucked into a black hole here in a few trillion years tho
Any clothes that I wear are men’s clothes because I’m a man
3·22 days agoMartin is a fuckin cheater
Me and the boys rolling into the function with our state-of-the-art Nokia 3310s
You don’t seem to understand the basic concept of the site
7·25 days agoExactly how I felt after buying four mozzarella sticks at QuikTrip earlier. This shit cost me over a dollar per stick. They’re not even big mozz sticks, they’re like 80 calories each
Save this comment, create the chain! And perhaps add a link to the future switcharoo so we may follow the rabbit hole up or down
That’s literally what stock animations exist for lmao
Ah, the old Lemmy switcharoo!
Are their vitals at zero, or are they null? Steady if the former, error if the latter
29·1 month agoI’d rather be the one with chronic wasting disease bc I have thalassophobia
One of them gets chronic wasting disease and the other one set the record for the heaviest motherfucker on the planet, I know who I’d rather be
Ask that big dead guy whether he’d rather be manly or alive
Just be sure you know the difference between editions. 5e.tools is for the new 5e rules, and 2014.5e.tools is for the real ones