I break things. Then I put them back together. Then I break them again. Just to show I mean business.

  • 6 Posts
  • 625 Comments
Joined 2 years ago
cake
Cake day: August 17th, 2023

help-circle










  • They have been coordinating a systematic dismantling of and eventual destruction of democracy and civil society for the better part of a century now. The republicans are the fucking antichrist.

    It’s so god damned bleak, and this is the endgame. Starve the beast, the southern strategy, the voter suppression and gerrymandering, the union busting, judicial capture, regulatory capture, the lobbying, the ceaseless propaganda machine, the economic sabotage, the normalization of authoritarianism, the rolling back of civil rights, the educational manipulation…

    Here’s the Project 2025 tracker. They are HALF WAY DONE. In five months. It’s fucking done, we’re done, democracy is gone, there will be no more free and fair elections, they have us by the balls in a vice, and they will never let go.

    https://www.project2025.observer/



  • Look, I don’t know where you live, your standards, or your money situation, so it’s a tricky ask. For me I drink the cheapest shit because I drink a lot of it, but I recently went to Laos, and they had a beer, like basically the only beer they have, called Beerlao, which is partly made with rice, and it’s fucking FANTASTIC.

    If you can find that shit on the shelves, try it out. Though tariffs just hit Laos exports with 50% so, my advice stands- buy the cheapest shit possible and drink a lot of it because what is about to unfold in the world will require you to be drunk or dead to endure it.




  • Ann Archy@lemmy.worldtomemes@lemmy.worldShould get a discount or something
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    14
    arrow-down
    3
    ·
    edit-2
    1 month ago

    Reminds me of this Bill Burr clip.

    "You know what I hate about these corporate chains? You go in there you’re paying for a business, they make you like do half the job now. I don’t get it. Like I walk in there,

    - Hey, lemme get a turkey sandwich. Lettuce, tomato, on rye, with mayonnaise.

    The guy behind the counter’s like,

    - All right, turkey sandwich, lettuce, tomato, on rye.

    - And mayonnaise.

    - Oh, the mayonnaise is, uuh, right over there.

    - Really? Why don’t you, UUH, fucking GO OVER THERE and, UUH, put it on my sandwich?"

    (Yeah I just wrote that out. Why? Fuck you I don’t have to explain myself to you.)


  • Ann Archy@lemmy.worldtomemes@lemmy.worldShould get a discount or something
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    13
    arrow-down
    5
    ·
    edit-2
    1 month ago

    The point is that we are being asked as paying customers to perform work which previously employed people to do it for us, strictly out of a profit motive for the store.

    They are destroying jobs by shifting the workload onto the customer, so that some chain cunt can marginally increase their already immense wealth while fucking over the workers and the customers.