Even better!

Ask some private businesses to save you. “Sure, it’ll be $1000/hr to extract your family (max 3 people). $500/dog. If you join our platinum rescue service we’ll grab your tv and provide snacks.”

Chatbots

Only if Trump gets beaten with a folding chair.

We could probably hand out a third of that as cash if they left voluntarily.

The ICE divorce

Stockholm syndrome or he dropped a dime on her to get rid of her

It got hacked and now I’m really, really dry.

Dehydrate you

Just pop some health potions

But we always have money for shit like attacking Iran

We also have a pretty radical (compared to today) and vocal left in the 30s.

And red states take the brunt of hurricanes

Any state or local gov that is cut off from federal funds without a legal basis shouldn’t have to pay federal taxes.

Just take over wall street and cut the trader’s communications.

Learn to live without the feds at this point.

If your economy consists of marble bathrooms, mega yachts and third trophy homes then it is working great!

I agree there is no reason why an individual should have that much economic power. There is no justification for that amount of wealth in so few hands.

Have you tried just eating food? Every time I do that in games it heals me. :P

What healthcare?