So what I’m hearing is “I don’t wash my penis properly so the air its been in stinks”
Their pelvises are all at the same height.

So much space for
activitiesorgans
richest contry on Earth
its population can’t even handwrite
Heh. Ironic.
Don’t forget my farts are down there too
Nah but heat rises. Short people get to escape the farts sooner.
I like to fart around tall people for exactly this reason.
Sadly also too tall for the blood to reach their brains, resulting in Shit Art Syndrome and Dick Hygiene Forgetfulness.
Bro: My dick is the worst! Am I right or am I right ladies?
As a short person, is it too much to request that they put their dick away? Or at least get medical treatment, because we really shouldn’t be able to smell it.
I wouldn’t be a musky husky if I didnt have the musk. 🤷♂️
yeah dudes hanging a christmas tree from your dangle won’t cut it anymore.
Self own, the air of my dick is excellent
Suck it? Don’t mind if I do. sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrppppp
Fun fact : the taller guy from Lonely Island also suffer from stinky dick
Is this why my girlfriend always be wanting in my pants? 🤣







