That’d be awful. You want the stuff in water out of your house, not precipitated all over the floor.

Once you see it

Embarrassingly illegal.

Haha, Microsoft absolutely changes shit all the time. Millions of organisations around the world have an octogenarian computer standing somewhere in a corner because they need it running the old software.

OPs boyfriend is obviously an i engineer and hates j engineers. No one can stay angry at mathematicians - engineers on the other hand…

No Swiss snacks?

Book yourself a urologist and proctologist appointment at the same time, call that Inverse Lucky Pierre

Depends. Something from 125 to 200 millions years ago would probably struggle. Maybe you can put them on a mountain? But that’s probably too cold. But again, Jurassic Park dinosaurs are a mix of animal DNA, contemporary and older.

By mass.

Then we just need them to have a social structure compatible with human preferences and 10’000 years of haphazard breeding.

Well… As they point out in the World movies the creatures were never dinosaurs. They were generic chimeras that looked like dinosaurs.

I never understood the whole “They’re making a weapon” plotline though. Unless the weapon makers are either nihilists or libertarians. Oh!

Edit: caveat, I’ve only seen one of the world movies and then a trailer for one of the others.

In prison in NY :(

Oh is Jerry short for Jerrothon? Jertholomew? Margaret?

Fuck Jerry

You kind of do? The salt will draw the liquid out of your body and since you are more liquid than other stuff we can argue that you are the liquid.

But there are better humectants than salt.

Stubble? This is dense stubble on a cartoon chin/jaw.

Chin.

Sweet!

Wood bison stole the researcher’s girlfriend

Yeah, you can also fuck up your dishwasher pipes very quickly by using descaling meant for washing machines. Because of the salt you already add.