Farting while pissing is awesome.
Brother you’ve got my upvote
why not all 3, pooping farting and pissing.
Just not as satisfying, especially while standing.
Now add rows and columns for:
- cumming
- vomiting
- bleeding
- menstruating
- dying
No, add these as new dimensions and make it a matrix so we can have pissing while shitting while cumming while dying
Elvis-Mode?
The hypercube of gross.
And sneezing. Have you ever sneeze-sharted? Worst feeling ever
My version of this would have the smiley face in every square.
It’s good to be alive!
Shitting while pissing is ok, as long as you’re sitting pissing
I imagine it would take a great deal of both mental and physical fortitude in order to curl one out whilst standing tall.
Or Rotavirus
I would argue that it becomes less of a curl, and more of a spew at that point.
Remember some people need fortitude to shit, some need fortitude not to.
Wise words, though I bet that’s a sentence you didn’t expect to write when waking up this morning.
You never see someone taking a shit while running at full speed. -George Carlin
It’s more a surprise than anything
Soon or later this will be you:
Now we can all laugh about it. So we can long after. But in that moment? You will learn what pure dread feels like.
God I hope someone reads your comment, laughs and accidentally shits and lives the very moment you are describing. Just staring at the face they are now making.
Happened on my 30th birthday, after all the festivities. Felt appropriate
I love that someone took time out of their day to carefully plan and prepare this chart.
According to this, always be shitting and you’ll never have a bad time.
A-B-S. A-always, B-be, S-shitting. Always be shitting! Always be shitting!! A-I-D-A. Attention, interest, decision, action. Attention – do I have your attention? Interest – are you interested? I know you are because it’s shit or walk. You shit or you hit the bricks! Decision – have you made your decision for Christ?!! And action. A-I-D-A; get out there!! You got the turtlehead comin’ out; you think they came out to take a look around? Guy doesn’t sit on the toilet unless he wants to shit. Sitting there waiting to deliver the goods! Are you gonna take it? Are you man enough to take it? (to Moss) What’s the problem pal?
PUT…THE TP…DOWN! TP is for SHITTERS.
Oh my God, is this a script except? I honestly thought you might be insane until the “(to Moss)”
Always be shitting does sound familiar…
I modified Alec Baldwin’s “Always Be Closing” speech from Glengarry Glenross. If you haven’t seen it, it’s good.
Ok, so I just made up always be shitting as definitely being a thing. Damnit. It felt so real.
Thanks for the rec though!
Great movie.
I haven’t seen it, but Bill Burr, Bob Odenkirk, Kieran Culkin, and Michael McKean were just recently in a Broadway run of it. I can’t imagine it being anything short of amazing.
You know, it’s kind of funny Jack Lemmon is in it. You think the names Jack and (Liz) Lemmon from 30 Rock are a tribute?
Cool, thanks for seconding. I think I’ll watch it tonight!
Unless you do it while farting😧
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Farting while pissing is cool though
you can see the autistic vibrations in the pee stream
the wat
oh fuck.
i guess I’ll keep that mistake
Is that an autistic thing? That makes sense. I always try to tune the piss stream with a combination of position in the center of the bowl and stream strength. Both affect the sound and i can dial ut in or adjust it to be pretty pleasing sounding (to myself). Its also extremely satisfying to be in the nuddle of a nicesl strong sounding stream and let out a nice percussive accentuating fart. If its a long one i can eve dial it in to harmonize with the piss stream sometimes.
pissing while pissing
The real terror begins when vomiting enters the chat.
I was sick when I was like 9 while sitting on the toilet. The sink was too far away, there was no trash can in sight, and the toilet was in use by my ass. I threw up half digested Chef Boyardee ravioli on the floor. Mfw -> :(
BRUTAL!
You rip the bag out of the trashcan and youre good to go. Been there many times.
This chick loooves pissing
Why is pissing while pissing more happy than shitting while shitting or farting while farting.
Wait… I get it now.
I don’t please explain
If your intent in the bathroom is the left label, the face is the one you make when the top label happens.
But why is she so happy to be peeing while peeing?
You’ve never spent the entire 2nd intermission waiting in line to return 3 16oz’ers back to the wild, have you?
Oh… Don’t worry about it. Its just me taking the piss.
Just make sure to put it back when you’re done
NEVER!
Sitting to pee instantly solves half of these
are you imagining this woman pees standing up…?
I am now.
This chart is for sitting to pee.
Then I don’t see the problem in shitting during peeing.
The problem is your bathroom timeline just changed. That’s a face of consternation because a 1 minute excursion has turned into at least 5 minutes.
Oh, I see. I read my saved articles in the bathroom so it takes me around 184 minutes regardless of what my initial purpose was anyway.
Quality shitpost
I think it’s more of a pisstake
