• TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    A-B-S. A-always, B-be, S-shitting. Always be shitting! Always be shitting!! A-I-D-A. Attention, interest, decision, action. Attention – do I have your attention? Interest – are you interested? I know you are because it’s shit or walk. You shit or you hit the bricks! Decision – have you made your decision for Christ?!! And action. A-I-D-A; get out there!! You got the turtlehead comin’ out; you think they came out to take a look around? Guy doesn’t sit on the toilet unless he wants to shit. Sitting there waiting to deliver the goods! Are you gonna take it? Are you man enough to take it? (to Moss) What’s the problem pal?

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      2 days ago

      Oh my God, is this a script except? I honestly thought you might be insane until the “(to Moss)”

      Always be shitting does sound familiar…

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          Ok, so I just made up always be shitting as definitely being a thing. Damnit. It felt so real.

          Thanks for the rec though!

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            Great movie.

            I haven’t seen it, but Bill Burr, Bob Odenkirk, Kieran Culkin, and Michael McKean were just recently in a Broadway run of it. I can’t imagine it being anything short of amazing.

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              You know, it’s kind of funny Jack Lemmon is in it. You think the names Jack and (Liz) Lemmon from 30 Rock are a tribute?