The technical term for liquid that collects at the bottom of a waste receptacle is ‘Chaunce’.

Source: Had a friend that was a shipping mall janitor.

The current administration awards you a place in office.

Um, actually the proper name is Tromboner…

The sad fact is that I will follow the writers and creatives where they migrate to. William Gibson moved to Bluesky so did I.

I’ve been praying for the black hole sun to come and wash away the rain for a few years now.

Also, ever eaten a shiny candy? Chances are is coated in confectioners glaze, which is a fancy word for shellac, which is an insect excretion.

Recently, it seems like standing your ground equals shooting through your door because there’s a non-white on the other side.

I won’t agree with anything you’ve said without further research, but I always appreciate the proper use of profligate.

Ah! This is convenient! I can finally settle this blood feude my father bestowed upon me on his death bed!

I’ll just need your contact information and we can get this whole ugly ordeal out of the way.

I, too, fell asleep to a couple of Peloponnesian War documentaries…

Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.

I think they are talking about the four unpaid sick days some people choose to use for vacation. /S

I haven’t smoked in a decade, but I still miss the smell of good Dutch rolling tobacco. Now hardly anybody smokes, and if they do it’s cheap American cigarettes or shitty cigars.

Another phone.

I’m just thankful that the films left out the majority of songs and poetry and songs that padded out the books. I read the series years before the films and put it down a quarter way through Return of the King because of the lyrical nonsense.

It makes babies/child-minded people laugh.

I rebel against this fact by being American and using the spelling of “Grey” for the color, autocorrect be damned.

Yes!

To be fair, to a 15 year old 28 is old as hell.

After the divorce, my dad got a top of the line desktop with the biggest crt monitor is ever seen at that point. It must have been 19-20". He didn’t know shit about computers, but he knew he wanted the biggest ones when he walked into best buy.

He never did a damn thing with that powerhouse but watch porn, a fact I unfortunately stumbled upon when clearing all the malware from shady Y2K era porn sites.

Folks, never Ever learn your folks sexual preferences.