I think that T9 was faster and more accurate than swipe typing on a touch screen, that could just be me, though.

I got tagged and fined by one of these last week.

Shake it once, you’re fine.

Shake it twice you’re ok.

Shake it three times…

The avatars smoked so we could walk.

There was this dumb ‘headset’ that retro enthusiasts loved that was just a big old Mah Bell phone receiver that plugged into your '00s era dumb phone.

Combine that with a High Quality landline phone ringtone and you’d be the coolest dork at the nerd party for approximately 5 minutes.

Look out! It’s going to fire it’s laser!

:A bunch of feral cats materialize and chase a red dot around your chest:

That’s how I made collect calls back in the 90s: I was also a parrot, back then. Your experience may have differed.

It honestly creeps me out that so many people don’t curate what they watch and just consume whatever ‘their feed’ puts in front of them.

Unexpected European Vacation quote.

They also embraced QR codes a decade or more before the West did.

Game over man, game over!

They want both of these things.

Detachable Penis: King Missile https://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4

Not for very much longer…

I know it’s a typo, but now I want a cozy space ranch game based in the world of StarCraft.

: takes off face and puts it in faraday cage:

https://youtu.be/VoAfb3f04mo Where there’s a whip, there’s a way.

I have heated up a foil lined tetra carton of soup that caused some sparks, but I stopped it immediately and learned my lesson.

Technically, any metal is a no no, but her microwave has never exploded.

American electric kettles are also quite a bit slower to boil because our mains voltage is so low. https://youtu.be/_yMMTVVJI4c