Thanks! I was looking for witchesvsTHEpatriarchy for some reason.

Subbed.

I want there to be a witchesvspatreiarchy here, but I’m a dude and it’d be messed up if I started it.

A question for the ages… Or is it?

Jus a sammich, innit?

It is you who do not see…

The onion is the lube, the onion is life.

I’ll ask my priest.

This guy knows how to use the Three Bean Shells.

Man, the suburban house I grew up in would have been so badass if it had been surrounded by a multi tier porch fortress rather than a lawn.

Finally, I can add a layer to my tribal tattoos that can charge my phone.

I’ll get you THIS time, Sonic.

Monocultures such as lots with nothing but one kind of grass choke out local wild life. It is more beneficial to your local biome to have a variety of native plants taking up this place.

Also, immaculate green squares of grass with maybe a couple ornamental bushes are very boring and last century. Why spend time and money nurturing a sterile cookie cutter lot around your home when you can have a colorful, useful lot that nourishes you as well as local plants and animals?

Depending on where you live, grass lawns are often very wasteful when it comes to water usage as well.

This is all a moot point if you have a draconian HOA that will fine you for not having a lot that looks exactly like your neighbors. Maybe try to not move to a place like that.

One of the first viral vids I saw was the Harry Potter Puppet sing-along: https://youtu.be/Tx1XIm6q4r4

What’s-her-face!

He did his research. Did he tell you why he only drinks pure grain alcohol and rainwater?

I ride bareback on the regular. The only way I keep my T-levels elevated is by eating a raw onion a day. Sometimes two.

The only people that are wont to use this are either somewhat pretentious/want to sound learned, or are using it for old timey comedic effect.

Learned is another word for wise or well taught, before anyone asks. It’s said ‘Learned’, not ‘learn-ed’.

I read this in Kahn from King of the Hills voice.

I still wonder how the power cord bled when the bad man chopped it, or is that a false memory?

He. Ate. A baby!

Does Kohl’s even need an overnight stocking shift these days? As far as I know they are basically an Amazon delivery/return counter that always has jeans on ‘sale’.