‘Welcome to Kuh-rayyayayazay Taxi! Select your destination! Would you like to play either the Offspring or Bad Religion during your ride?’

I worked retail in the late 90s-00s, and whenever I have to type in a string of digits longer than three I regret my tkl.

My cat, however, enjoys the extra real estate on the desk.

I kind of wish Duolingo would create a trainer that helps you practice shortcuts and hot keys. They never seem to stick in my brain asides from copy/paste, new tab, change focus.

That’s interesting. What is your advantage moving the numpad?

I could kind of understand if it’s a left handed thing, though I’m left handed and have always used right handed peripherals. Maybe I got beaten into the right handed world at a young age and never thought there was another option.

I wonder if my K:D ratio on CS:GO would improve if I assumed with my left hand…

I grew up with a Bally Astrocade from birth. My dad had bought the tape peripheral, but I don’t think he knew what the hell to do with it. Just sat in the box.

We had dozens of cartridges for it though. I think he just liked buying new tech, because I never saw him playing it.

Pugjesus broke a wheel. Attempt to repair? Y/N

I think there will soon be a nostalgic wave of people degrading recordings to sound like mp3s that have been compressed to hell.

I can hear the jingle bell high hats already.

My favorite memory of that era was awkwardly asking my mom historical questions to get past the age block.

‘Mom! Who was Nixon’s vice president?’ or something like that.

Hell, the written word destroyed untold generations of oral history.

: Makes angry eye contact and points to door:

Found the Japanese sword enthusiast.

Yeah, if I’m going to look like a sloppy infant by the time I’m half way through it that’s a no-go. And don’t give me the ‘use a knife and fork’ excuse. When utensils are required it ceases being a sandwich/Burger. The same goes for pizza.

I think it’s more the people of Bakersfield having a convenient means of escape.

Let’s get all the first through third generation German Americans into Freedom camps just to be safe. Maybe have a few in Death Valley for the natives that don’t appreciate their Land gifts in Oklahoma that are selfishly hogging mineral rich lands. /S

He will just rape his wife and make another hate -baby.

Problem solved.

Once Cheeto-Christ is allowed to rampage his way down his list of enemies, I’m sure the Amish and Mennonites are hovering just after ‘gypsies’ (Romani) in the Purge Order.

He must have been a sinner, in that case. Mennonites tend to have enough children to tend to a farm, then they have enough children to attend to those children.

It’s not so bad if one is taken by disease, you just make another one and hope it’s less weak.

Women love bearing children, so it is they who are blessed in the end.

/S

Bonzer foot-long glissy

Same here but for me it’s my vape falling apart or my phone glitching out making me panic that I’ve been hacked.

Right? I find solace in the fact that I can update individual parts of my PC over the years to play whatever new game catches my fancy. Buying a whole new console every generation seems wasteful.

I’m definitely not on board with pixel chasers upgrading graphic cards every year, though. That feels even more wasteful.