An internal memo obtained by 404 Media also shows the military ordered a review hold on "questionable content" at Stars and Stripes, the military's 'editorially independent' newspaper.
  • altphoto@lemmy.today
    5·
    4 days ago

    Urinal cameras with automated penis shaker arms that automatically measure the male population by penis size and organize them in alphabetical order.

    Alright roll call!

    Albert 6"!
    Hugeman 8.7".
    Little Stwert 9.2"!

    • ZeffSyde@lemmy.world
      2·
      4 days ago

      I got tagged and fined by one of these last week.

      Shake it once, you’re fine.

      Shake it twice you’re ok.

      Shake it three times…

    • pyre@lemmy.world
      2·
      4 days ago

      wait if it can measure penis size then you don’t have to organize them in alphabetical order

      • altphoto@lemmy.today
        1·
        3 days ago

        Oh that’s right! I was missing something! And then you can just use that in the office… 7.5", and you 5.7", in my office! NOW!