I’d watch a story recap for the first game, then play all of them after that up until black flag. Origins/odyssey/valhalla are good if you are into massive open worlds that can get pretty repetitive and have about a billion side quests and stealth doesn’t matter nearly as much unless specifically required for some rare quests. I love them, but the Ezio trilogy was peak AC imho.

Put me to sleep with your kind boots mister fancy man.

Bc they are dumb, and say dumb shit. And I’m not responding to their nonsense. If I keep my mouth shut, nobody can lie and say I said anything I didn’t say. We have cameras everywhere, so it’s easy to prove I ignored them and walked on by. I’ve heard too many horror stories of students getting pissed at their teachers and making up lies and getting them fired. I don’t want any part of that. I’m here to fix shit and go home.

Story for justification:

My step sisters kid had a bday party that my mom and step dad talked me into going to bc it was at a restaurant I really liked. I sat on the far end with my mom and step dad, didn’t really interact with anyone but them as I didn’t really know anybody. Kid had one of her friends there that apparently went to the high school where I work.

A week later I’m working in the high school when this student comes up to me and says, "Hey, didn’t we have dinner last week?“ in the front of a classroom, loudly.

I had completely forgotten about the bday all together at this point, and definitely didn’t recognize this kid bc I was sat on the opposite end of the loooong table of like 20 people, most of whom I didn’t know.

I don’t even remember what I said tbh. I just remember the feeling of panic, then her eventually going on to say it was for so and so’s bday.

It was definitely just done to be funny and to get a rise out of her friends, but that kinda shit can go bad if heard out of context, and I like my job and don’t want to risk it over kids being dumb.

As someone who works IT at a school, this is far too common. I’ve ignored many a new teacher coming up to me with questions because I thought they were students, and I ignore students at all cost. This has happened in the intermediate buildings. You just can’t know how old anyone is anymore, so I assume everyone is underage until proven beyond a shadow of a doubt.

Oh boy, when I watched Spartacus my childhood dreams came true.

I respect my opponent. I think he’s a good man. But frankly, I agree with everything he just said!

What did I miss? I would have put Apple, Nintendo, or Epic way above Android. Am I out of the loop? Or are we talking about Google as a whole?

Ciri is a Witcher. The Witcher isn’t missing at all.

Oooh, that sounds like something to try.

I didn’t see this listed yet, but this is by far the best I’ve had. I use Shin Ramen, it’s pretty spicy. This offsets the spice a little, but it’s still pretty spicy. I’m sure this works with other ramen just fine as well.

Noodles and flavor/herb packets into bowl with water, bowl into microwave.

In another bowl put 1 egg, about the yolks sized amount of kewpie mayo, and a few shakes of soy sauce, however much you want. Whisk it all together well.

Once your noodles are done cooking, SLOWLY pour its super hot contents into the egg mixture while whisking the entire time. Basically you don’t want it to get hot enough to cook the egg until it all evenly incorporates.

Enjoy. I like this more than most restaurant ramen.

Sometimes I’ll add meats or a boiled egg or green onions if I have it on hand, but that’s absolutely not necessary for it to be amazing.

We are the evidence. Life can happen. It’s been proven. If it’s happening here, it’s crazy to think we are somehow special and it’s not happening somewhere else out there.

And I meow-meow-meow, and I meow-meow-meow-

Definitely my first. I watched Harriet the Spy so many times. RIP

I’m liking it. I’m big on exploration, and I hate when games have difficult but reachable places, but when you get there, there’s nothing. That is not the case with Avowed. Just about every hard to reach place I’ve managed to BS my way to has had something. It’s usually just money and some mats, but occasionally I’ve found some unique equipment or accessories.

Combat is just a slightly better Skyrim combat but with a dodge. I will say the dodge has fucked me multiple times because it’s just the jump button, but if you press any direction other than forward when you press it, you dodge in that direction. So no jumping sideways or backwards. I’ve accidentally dashed to my death off a cliff more than a few times.

I personally don’t think the story and characters are as bad as everyone is saying, but I’m easy to please. It doesn’t seem any worse than Skyrim story-wise. I like that the companions actually have personalities and banter with each other. They feel more like Dragon Age or Mass Effect companions, granted not nearly as deep. But I’ve already laughed several times from their ambient camp banter, and I only have two companions and less than 15 hours of play time.

The beginning tutorial area is weak, and character creation wasn’t very good. I honestly expected to quit after my first short 2ish hour session, but when I finally got set loose in the first real area and started exploring and climbing around on rooftops and finding underwater caves, and finding loot left and right, I got hooked.

I’m sitting on the ivory coast, eating vermillion snapper. War is all I think about.

I got a paddling for calling a student teacher “Mr. Ummmm… Dude” bc I couldn’t think of his name. The actual teacher said that was the equivalent of him calling me an asshole.

Also

I got suspended because we were selling cookbooks for some event and I didn’t pay attention to the price. I asked someone before I left for the day and they lied and told me double the price. It was 5 he said 10. I learned from a friend that I was told wrong the next day after it came up I sold my mom’s bf one for 10. Principal overheard and I got suspended for 3 days. The art teacher that was in charge of the event told me I “disgusted her” and to get out of her sight.

I could probably go on. School was dumb.

This right here. Only downside is I have gotten distracted and forgot to go get my food without the beeping to summon me, but overall it’s definitely been a net positive.

By that logic, no inanimate objects should show up either. I’d look in a mirror and would see behind me through the back wall and all the way to my neighbors inside their now invisible soulless house, and all neighbors beyond. It’d just be a bunch of people at various distances in my mirror line of sight in an infinite void behind me as far as the eye can see. And we’d all appear naked.

Me and that same cousin got together and played it again 3 or 4 years back and got to 99. The grind at max level is just too strong to keep my interest. He, however, got into the ffxi horizon fan server that’s pretty much exactly like original XI, but with some QOL additions and an added hardcore mode. He got summoner to level 75 in hardcore mode and died like 2 days later. You don’t lose your character, but there are some cool items you get from hitting certain level milestones that you do lose. One of which was a ring with a teleport spell on it that had unlimited charges and only like a 20 minute cool down that you get st 75. It also does a server wide announcement when a hardcore character that high dies, so everyone was messaging him. He got super bummed and quit.