Death came twice that day.
ngl porn games came a LONG way, sometimes my degeneracy surprises even myself
Its not just pac-man any more these days
It has surprised all of us.
I feel like Death instantly wins this one considering he’s a skeleton. He has a boner but no penis or balls. 😔
Death can sweat
So Death can cum
Cum is stored in the
ballsbones.No wonder they’re white.
Death always has a boner too
Yeah, but how cum?
He came for the guy
In the picture he can clearly sweat, so I guess other … functions work too
Unless, since Death is a skeleton, they never have a boner?
I mean it’s right in the description. He’s all bones including his penis bone
If you whittled a device to clean stuck items from your teeth out of a penis bone and gave it to someone as a surprise gift, would that make it an Unsolicited Dick Pic?
But humans don’t have penis bones, we’re pretty unique amongst mammals that way actually.
I just assume death is a human skeleton I guess.
You obviously haven’t seen how hard I can get. (This whole thread has been a joke since the start if you couldn’t tell… it all started with a play on words with “boner”)
Always hard, but bone dry.
Throw in Big Hero 6’s Aunt Cass to make it Nintendo hard
Won’t make you go blind
The fuck??
Haven’t you heard? That was a lie to stop children from masturbating: if you do it too much you go blind.
I forget how stupid anti-masturbation rhetoric was.
Just like Mr. Incredible (he likes to watch her with Elastimommy)
Fair warning: Sisyphus got sentenced to rolling that boulder up that hill for eternity for his attempts to cheat death.
So, in a way he succeded?
Yeah, but he’s probably in really good shape now. Massive calves
That’s the least optimal way to carry a rock imaginable. No wonder bruh never makes any progress.
Beating death is easy, just say he just lost The Game.
This is Death we’re talking about. He hasn’t felt anything for millennia. He’ll probably Play that game while making aggressive eye contact with you while also not feeling anything. Maybe drop a “So this is what you’re in to? Interesting.”
Nah, the grim reaper is a gooner.
Is that supposed to be Elastigirl?
Elastigirl (or Elastimommy as I like to call her) is the ultimate bi/pan fantasy. She’s got a dumptruck for an ass which Mr. Incredible has tried to destroy many times over the years. It is the only joy left in his life. And she can turn into anything. And I do mean ANYTHING. She can replace her pussy with massive, throbbing cock. I can only imagine how intimidating and inviting it would look. Drool.
That sounds terrible. Just terrible. Horrible even. Horrible.
Anyone got any links so I can see just how vile and disgusting it is?
*runs into thread in panic, drenched in sweat*
THE GOONERS GOT OUT OF THE DUNGEON
Just thought you ought to know *faints dramatically*
YOU PUT THE GOONERS IN A DUNGEON?!?!
THAT JUST MAKES THEM STRONGER!
STOP SHOUTING, THEY’LL COME ON US!!
Oh no, not on us!
Jolyne Cujoh could unravel her vagina into string and turn it into a crochet strapon. Since she feels through her stand as if it were the same part of her own body, that means she can be vaginally stimulated by fucking something with her string penis.
The username with this comment is incredible. I just imagine Paul Atreides saying this (Dune Messiah Spoilers)>!with his eyes burned out seeing purely with his spice induced powers!<
jolyne, jolyne, jolyne, jolyne I’m begging of you please don’t form the strap
jolyne, jolyne, jolyne, jolyne I’m begging of you please
don’tform the strap:3
jolyne, jolyne, jolyne, jolyne
please come fuck me just because you can
This is too much canon for me
What the actual fuck?
And I thought my kinks were extreme
Bro if you think that’s extreme you ain’t been on the Internet long enough. This is tame. It doesn’t even get into the vore/unbirth potential.
Ive seen such art often enough
I think its less the kink itself, and more how you draw/describe it. For example, I have seen vore and stuff from frmcast from e621, which I actually enjoy, tho its not my kink. But for me, things such as throbbing overly huge genitals, especially when you can see veins or just really big hanging balls, are just a big downturn for me
Elastimilf
I sure hope so.
Where can you play the game? I ask for a friend.
turn off your adblocker and it finds you
you mean death?
Yes but only after you found the game and masturbated 62 times.
- live very dangerously
- have a tattoo about you having sex with a skeleton
- tell death about the game but ask them to being it
Misread it as gum at first.
Pfff just chose him to play Tetris or any other game without a win condition but loose conditions.
Maybe even rimworld, he gets sucked in and forgets that you exist.
RimWorld has a win condition though.
Savage randy, then.
Bold of you to assume this isn’t it.