Because if dwarf planets counted, we’d have to include a hell of a lot more than 9 planets.

Yes, a dwarf planet!

This pictograph couldn’t possibly make sense in any language other than English, so that’s the only one that would apply in this case.

Is a TV remote really called a “control” (not “remote control,” not “controller”) anywhere?

EDIT:

“Why don’t they just chop it up so it can’t move?”

“Because then there wouldn’t be a movie.”

“Oh, right, that makes sense.”

Report the zombie to ICE as an illegal immigrant.

None of those depict an after-the-apocalypse world run by smart zombies, though.

Chop it up so it can’t move. Problem solved!

DEY TERK ER JERBS!

And a dance studio is the place! I don’t think even back in the day they had places you could just walk in and tap dance without some sort of permission to use the space first.

- hold a grudge against anyone you perceive to have wronged you for the rest of your life

- teach your offspring and all your friends to do the same

If he knows how to search for Google trends, he should know how to use Google Maps to locate local dance studios that teach tap dancing, which do indeed exist.

Oh, thanks for the clarification! Never heard anything about that before.

Borderlands 3 sold over 20 million, that’s pretty significant even if it is less than 2. The overall quality has certainly gone downhill, but sales is all the companies care about. In my experience boycotts by people who know what’s going on behind the scenes never amount to anything - it’s always the potential buyers who don’t know or care about that stuff that ultimately determine whether a game’s successful or not.

the writer’s WiiU

I’m assuming this is an autocorrect, but I can’t figure out what the word is supposed to be.

There are Steam exclusives, but it’s because the publisher chose it to be that way, not because of any incentive by Valve.

Better if they don’t, as they don’t deserve people’s money.

7.8 too much red