I haven’t been following the news. Weren’t they fucking around in Lebanon? Why are they in Syria?

Go Team Venture!

Sl*t? Are we censoring slut now? When did we become so afraid of language that we just started coming up with new swears?

Shazbot

I’m sure they found 3 copies of the sims next to his manifesto

I’ve heard that almost all meth addicts have tried sugar first

You just need to butter them up a bit

No I only think in Technicolor

Is that the one where you’re a god and you have a giant monkey pet and you can teach it to take care of villagers and slap the monkey if it gets out of line

Wargus is a wicked reimplimentation of the Warcraft 2 engine

Encarta and Comptons

I look forward to the further advancements on the hole

I will take it

My god, how much further can science go from here? I’m in awe

No see you need to wet the boots

This seems rude

You’ve got to soak them with water, keep them filled, and then put your feet in and tie the laces, and wear them like that for an hour or two. The leather will form to your feet

Don’t forget your bear banger!

No toilet paper at all? So with what do you pat down your wet, dripping butt? I still use toilet paper, I’m just cleaner after for having bideted first

Why make a joke if I’m not going to find it funny? I love to laugh

And live

And love

You sha sha shaz shazbot!!!