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Swap coffee and energy drinks. Energy drinks are def the most braindead of the bunch—I know, I used to buy them.
Also where is the “100mg adderall” option?
Primatene (ephedrine) OTC baby
Cocaine baby!
The last one is plain cheating
I get 8 hours of sleep almost every night. I can tell you I don’t feel well rested any day
I get between 7-12h a day. I still don’t feel restet.
Do you snore?
Depends, I have allergies and during peak allergy times for me I usually get very congested. So during the yes, I found something this season that help clear my sinuses really well and ended up getting some pretty good sleep. And then other factors of course, such as if I’ve drank or yadda yadda
We’re the cool kids.
Yes, I am hip…
Clearly we need to be eating 100% chocolate to get 100% energy.
make it dark chocolate if you’re looking for dark energy. checkmate physicist
Ok, now you gonna tell me that dark chocolate is made of dark matter?
Can’t tell you the amount of times someone has acted astonished when I tell them I drink coffee because I genuinely like it—i just drink it in the morning because if I drank it later it’d keep me awake.
A lot of people drink it purely to stay awake and I do not get that. Get some caffeine pills or something.
I don’t take pills unless I get them from a vetted dealer.
You dont take the gas station mystery pills?
I only take floor pills.
Have you considered decaf?
I have drank it in the past, but there’s multiple other people who drink coffee in the house and I’m rarely the one to buy it. I also find that when I have to ability to drink coffee as much as I want throughout the day, I drink a lot of creamer and end up dehydrated XD
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Maybe they drink shitty coffee? A good coffee tastes great
There are disadvantages to caffeine pills:
- it’s a pill and feels more medical and unnatural than drinking a bean soup
- it’s easy to accidentally overdose and cause serious damage to yourself
Wait, what’s this about 90% chocolate? I like chocolate.
But maybe not 90%, it’s super bitter
I mean it’s not milk chocolate, but it’s tasty enough on its own. Really good if eaten with a cup of coffee.
It’s not like as bitter as the “Baker’s Chocolate” that you found in your aunt’s cupboard.
The most I can handle is about 70%. Even 80% tastes too bitter. But maybe I am too weak
Nah it’s just a matter of taste.
It’s bitter
Sounds like an Awake Bar maybe?
Come on op, what’s the other 10%??
Cocaine it’s always cocaine.
Sugar
I’m starting to think it’s physically impossible to get enough sleep to where your not tired when you wake up.
I have a sleep tracker and it keeps saying, “girl, you’re the best at sleeping, getting the 8 hours, getting the REM, going to bed and waking up at consistent times, blood oxygen maybe a little lower than usual but if there was a sleep competition you’d easily be top 100!”
But yet I still feel like death in the morning
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Oversleeping can also cause tiredness
If you’re serious, go talk to a doctor. There’s a good chance you have sleep apnea.
Have a light automatically turn on after approximately 9 hours. Waking up from gradual light is much better than waking up from sound.
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Then you might be oversleeping instead
If only sleep made me rested
That’s why I no longer sleep
man, i wish
There is another way, but it’s a pathway to abilities some consider to be unnatural…
Are you a sniff lord?
I will never understand people who think that energy drinks are better than black coffee…
I don’t like the taste of coffee so I’d prefer energy drinks.
I don’t do energy drinks, but sometimes I need something sweet like Coke or some chocolate, over acidic coffee. Although, I don’t really do black coffee much either.
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I had skipped black coffee and moved temporarily to energy drinks during hot days. Not too bad, but yeah nothing beats black coffee.
I love black coffee. Why not try a cold brew coffee? Making a batch in the fridge for 48 hours can make it really strong!
I used to think that I was just great at finding ways to get enough sleep while staying up late on the weekend.
Now that I have an infant, though…
Funny enough, half the reason I’m not getting enough sleep anymore is just so I can have some time to myself.
Can relate
Two infants for me. This weekend I am alone in a hotel just to get some undisturbed sleep.
Fr. Adequate sleep is amazing.
Caffeine pills
Intravenous meth
I can’t believe no one’s mentioned tea. I still drink coffee, but I’ve replaced my second cup of the day with a pot of green tea, and I’m really into it! For one, it lasts longer than a cup of coffee. And it’s warming in the cold months, and refreshing in the hot months.
I love tea, too. So do you have coffee in the morning and then green tea during lunch?
Yeah exactly that. I usually bring the teapot back to my desk (office work) after lunch, and then pour myself little cups over the next hour or so.
Thanks!
Pleasure, treasure. I’m doing it right now! :D
I get enough sleep. I still feel sleepy all the time
I should go see a doctor, but naaah
Strictly speaking, it’s not just about the time but also about the quality of sleep, so gotta get that right, too
